Schitt’s Creek Frozen Over Fest

[Stevie/Twyla, G, 17:01] “I want to meet Twyla,” David said as he plopped into a seat next to Stevie’s desk. She raised her eyebrows at him in what she hoped was a very clear ‘no.’ ~ Aka, the Score adjacent fic where David wants to meet Stevie's girlfriend Twyla.

[David & Rachel, G, 1,945 words] He hasn’t actually seen Rachel since that fateful day at the motel. She didn’t come to the wedding, though she was invited. He knows that she and Patrick have been talking more and more, trying to work their way across the crevasse of time and history to becoming what they always should have been, which is best friends. David’s interactions with her have been minimal, though, and he definitely wasn’t expecting to see her here—he doesn’t do well with surprises, especially when that surprise is his husband’s ex-fiancée looking at mediocre cheese. David runs into Rachel while on an errand for Marcy and it's definitely not weird at all.

[David/Patrick, T, 5,148 words] They fell asleep not long after sliding between the covers, Patrick spooning David, as they often did, already dreaming of the white Christmas he hoped they’d wake up to, and the prospect of sharing more Brewer holiday traditions with his husband in the morning. What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the wee hours of the morning with chattering teeth and David clinging to him like a koala bear, not to mention a distinct chill in the air that was most definitely not right.

[David/Patrick, G, 3,727 words] Patrick and David visit the Brewers for Christmas for the first time since Patrick has moved to Schitt's Creek.

[David/Patrick, E, 14,031 words] He doesn’t have any intention of staying in Schitt’s Creek, he knows it’s a stepping stone on his path to, hopefully, something better for him. And he can’t imagine working here for too long: a shopping mall named Pa-Ray-dise, for a ridiculous man that insists on using his face as a marketing strategy –despite Alexis’ best efforts. He exhales and looks at the people closing their stores and getting ready to go home. In front of him, on the lower floor, he observes how Alexis’ brother closes the store he works in and starts rolling a scarf around his neck as he walks towards the exit. The thought that he’s beautiful surprises Patrick, who’s never thought about a man on those terms before. But he is. Jet black hair, perfectly coiffed, long lean legs, a strong upper body wrapped in an expensive looking coat… David. His name is David, his brain supplies. Patrick watches him leave, feeling unsettled by the sudden impulse to follow the man, and a strange sensation unexpectedly lodged on his gut.

[David/Patrick, M, 1:15:44] There was one day left until their wedding. Well, it was closer to one night, at this point, and David was counting down the hours. Each time he looked at Patrick, he got more and more excited. In less than 24 hours, Patrick was going to be his husband. Or, the final part where hockey bfs becomes hockey husbands. Celly: Slang for “celebration” and refers to the expression of joy after a player scores a goal

[David/Patrick, E, 9,020 words] It's the first proper Christmas the Roses' are able to gather for since going their own ways, but a record-breaking blizzard hits Schitt's Creek and traps David and Patrick at their store, preventing them from making it home to be with their family. They find unexpected joy in the storm.

[David/Patrick, T, 3,299 words] Marcy encourages David to help one of Patrick's aunts plan a surprise for his Grandma Brewer. The more David dives into the project, the more he learns about the Brewer family. And he does not hate it.

[David & Stevie, T, 2,620 words] Stevie dips her toes back into holiday celebrations with her chosen (and stumbled-upon) families. Luckily, she and David both know what it's like to need a break from the holiday cheer.

[David/Patrick, E, 10,519 words] David isn't all that thrilled with Patrick's idea that they attend Twyla's 'Winter Wonderland' event but he agrees, even if there is no way he is ever going to subject himself to wearing anything remotely resembling the holiday sweater that Patrick has chosen for the evening (supporting a local business is one thing but he has sartorial standards to uphold.) But despite his initial reluctance, as the night goes on, David finds there's more and more to enjoy about the event and he has much more fun than he originally thought...

[David/Patrick, M, 1:01:37] Audio recording of "Snipe" by samwhambam David knew it was going to happen, one day he would have to meet Patrick's parents, but it still takes him by surprise when it does, when they insist on getting to know David. What really shocks him, is how well it all goes. Snipe: A sweet shot that beats the goalie. Or hockey bfs, but the one where David meets the Brewers

[David/Patrick, G, 5,200 words] David didn’t have “snippy man with soulful eyes and a devastating smile” on his Christmas List this year, but he wasn’t going to complain. Well, not too much anyway. Or… David and Patrick meet while doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve.

[Stevie/Ruth, E, 11,038 words] RMG is having its very first Holiday Party….

[David/Patrick, E, 1:41:21] "It was marvelous and David felt his mouth water as he watched Patrick swing a big hammer thing and hit a large tire with it. It was mesmerizing, watching the swing of Patrick’s arms as the hammer arched through the air. Watching as it bounced off and Patrick stroked the handle, grabbing it under the head as he swung it again. David could see the muscles in his shoulders and back ripple with the movement." Another installment of the hockey bfs au that I decided we all needed. Patrick decides that he wants to try bottoming. Slapshot: A slapshot is the hardest shot to make in hockey. The player brings the stick back to shoulder height or higher, then swings it down and slaps the stick against the ice to bend it, using that motion like a spring to then hit the puck hard. When the stick hits the puck, the player must roll their wrist and shift their weight to push the energy through the stick and into the puck.

[David/Patrick, T, 2,620 words] David and Patrick are celebrating their first Christmas together. The Roses and Brewers are in town, Patrick wants to make everything perfect, and David has feelings about a holiday classic.

[David/Patrick, T, 2,707 words] Patrick hangs the outside Christmas decor. Turns out that he and David weren't quite on the same page about the aesthetic. A little bit of arguing, a little bit of spiraling, and a whole lot of these boys trying to make each other happy. Happy Holidays!

[David/Patrick, Ted/Alexis, M, 12,744 words] “David! I’m good, okay? Stop freaking out. I have news.” The roar of blood rushing through his head has subsided enough that he can actually hear her now. Alexis sounds… nervous? “What's your news?” He asks carefully. Maybe she's being held hostage, and that's why she's acting so weird? He wills his breathing to calm down so he can focus. She sighs dramatically. “You have to promise not to freak out, okay? I know how you get.” “‘How I get’ — fuck off Alexis, just tell me your news.” “I'm getting married.” David takes some time away from his big city life to come help his little sister plan her wedding. He doesn't count on falling head over heels for the handsome, small town best man.