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The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

Enjoys scritches then cries when he drops his stick!

HOW CAN YOU NOT

A d o r a b l e

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

feminism will be reached when nintendo gives us Wapeach and Wadaisy

and they have to be just as deranged as Waluigi and Wario or it doesn’t count. I want some truly awful possum-like women, no Bowsette shit

turns out when you ask other Americans “hey did your high school have you fill out a questionnaire that matched you romantically with your classmates” the response you get is either ‘what the fuck’ or ‘yeah we did that too lol’

I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.

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u know, i think he means it

Dat perspective tho

Honestly this shit is impressive

I’m obsessed with this video

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

its a real skitty

Sooo with the new update Pokemon Go decided that uh, my house is now a lake? There is no body of water near my house for miles so… 

Update: 

There is a Lapras in my garage. 

more trainer comms.

Evolve 

It’s like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn’t know how to draw Groudon

look at this

what a fucking disaster

me and a friend were talking about how much we just arent into aipoms evolution so i made up a new one, this is amblepom and theyre extremely fast