Here he is. Proudly sporting a lovely corset. I am not sorry.
Context from rp with @bladekeeper : Rath ordered a corset online, it got delivered to the wrong place, and someone tried it on. He gets to keep it now.
What the fuck is up guys I am back on this blog for one hot minute to post an amazing (and debatably cursed) thing that only a select few have seen, but is the perfect tester for our lovely little clusterfuck of a flagging algorithm
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Snoot has somehow gotten too fat to fit in Nova's pipes! She is now on a strict diet and has an exercise ball with which she may roam the ship. Do not give her any treats!!
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sciencexgrandpa replied to your post “❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental…”
“It’s alright. I understand the flippers make things difficult. I am honestly all the more impressed by your mech suit. It really is quite something!”
“That doesn’t make insulting my sweater for the boss any better!”
“Oh, that was for your boss? Oh, well then it’s a quite good effort. Do you still have that- you know, thing for her? I could see why that would make you especially concerned about the quality of the craftsmanship.”
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Anonymous asked:
❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ rogue-deadeye
“What, my entire existence? You really should be more specific, psha!”
rogue-deadeye
“Heard digging up corpses is illegals so why don’t we put ya back in the dirt grandpa.”
“Here I thought you didn’t give a thrall’s ass whether something was illegal or not! Color me surprised that you might now care.”
Gunnar “I Am Unable To Complement Someone Without Also Insulting Them” Kleese
Anonymous asked:
❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ rogue-deadeye
“What, my entire existence? You really should be more specific, psha!”
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CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
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Kleese for Inktober Day 8
Anonymous asked:
△: How worried are you about getting murdered? ISIC might still have it out for you, after all.
1/10
“I am terrified of being murdered! I know for a fact ISIC still has it out for me, and I also know very well how damn unpredictable he is!! So, surprise!! I am quite afraid of being murdered by the varelsi, Rendain’s forces, and the enraged death machine robot residing on the same ship as I!”
Anonymous asked:
kale?
*Screaming*
Anonymous asked:
△ Do you regret how you treated Isic?
1/10
“I absolutely do. Not just because he’s trying to murder me now, but also because I deeply regret how I treated he and other Magnuses more as servants or objects than as the sentient beings that they are.”
Anonymous asked:
△ How often do you masturbate?
10/10
Coughs.
“Once a day.”
Anonymous asked:
△ Would you delete all of your rathfics if one of the Raths committed suicide?
10/10
“I would - really, really rather not think about that possibility. I would delete them, yes, because I believe it would be disrespectful to do otherwise in that case. Know that, heaven forbid, I would - if that happened, I do not know what I would be able to do. Verod is my colleague, and I hope a friend as well. This is not a hypothetical situation I take lightly.”