crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

xD

Ok but those subtitles are 100% accurate

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

scully lying on mulder’s hotel bed season 1 episode 1 after showing up half naked all prepared to pull some “i’m scared can you hold me” bullshit in order to book a last minute dick appointment but instead she spends 3 hours listening to this hot but weird ass man talk unprompted about his childhood trauma and how the whole entire us government is committing war crimes against him specifically meanwhile she’s starting to realize she may have slightly utterly committed career suicide

you guys. what are we doing with our lifes

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

shakira (shakira)

if you need me i’ll be in the forest, searching for portals to another dimension,

porn bots moving to letterboxd and giving parasite five stars is highlight of my day

My first reaction was: wtf, of course everyone does! Except:

don't look at me respectfully

look at me and go "damn i'm horny now"

my heart

same energy