Garlic Girl

#seeing op’s url killed me immediately

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

well would you look at that

One of the best posts

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

unmute unmute unmute

for the love of EVERYTHING holy u GOTTA unmute

This was funny silent, but HILARIOUS with sound.

[a cute animation of cats, set to the Galop Infernal from Orpheus in the Underworld, aka the can-can song]

Their accents truly were *a chef's kiss*

ONE PIECE (2023-) 1.01 "Romance Dawn"

Wonders why the air is so spicy? 

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POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

holy shit

dog im shouting

Well..

??????? Lol

Where? How? WHY?

My favorite things are when spectacular effprt is out into such stupid shit

Someone spent fucking days on this

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.