If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?

“WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!”

— Happy Birthday to Fred & George Weasley!

this guy is like chris pratt’s much meaner older brother

@ketchm asked: gilmore girls + most attractive ∟am i more beautiful today than i was yesterday?

Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg (via mostlypoptarts)

This is the Angel Girl.

Look at that beautiful smile.

1 like = 1 angelic smile 1 reblog= an angelic kiss

“Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs. “What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from. “Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. “But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.” 

I can’t believe they made a human knockoff of the puppy bowl

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine