bring me the stars

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

Jim’s face in these thirty seconds of screentime was a journey

#maybe the real journey to babel was the faces we made along the way

The fact that disney is campaigning to get endgame nominated for Oscars is so laughable. Black panther won an Oscar based on the incredible work and talented minds that created something truly worthy of the highest artistic acholades, and won, even despite the racial barriers prohibiting them from doing so.

On what level could endgame even be conceivably be nominated for an Oscar without Disney trying to bribe its way in? In what way was endgame artistically unique?

spiderman swinging around on those webs like we have free heathcare in america or somethin if you fall bitch you dead

for @spacebuck

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

stages of disgrace

You’re right! What I’m about to do, it doesn’t make any sense, it isn’t logical, it is a gut feeling.

Fic idea I was struck with the other day and keep thinking about: a Vulcan adopts a cat.

Still thinking about this, even though I’m not writing the fic!

This Vulcan, I’m calling her T’Pen, goes to a shelter and gets a cat, and the shelter employees are like, a bit weirded out? But obviously they’re going to give her a cat, I mean, she’s a Vulcan, she’s Super Responsible, she takes all the pamphlets and listens attentively to all the advice the shelter employees give her, even though it is obvious she researched a lot on her own.

Then T’Pen asks the shelter folks what she should name the cat and runs into That Thing Humans Do Where They Confound a Vulcan With Their Weird Ways

Shelter Employee 1: oh, you can name a cat anything! That’s what’s great! People names, common nouns, whole phrases.

Shelter Employee 2: yeah, nothing sounds weird on a cat. Everything from Chad to Cupboard is fair game.

SE 1: yeah, I mean, you can’t call a dog Chad, that would be weird

SE 2: I wouldn’t fuckin’ trust anyone who named their dog Chad

SE 1: oh word

T’Pen:….

T’Pen: ….fascinating.

Later, in the interest of furthering her anthropological study of Earth, T’Pen has a houseparty and she invites her coworkers, many of whom are human, but others which are aliens, and are fascinated by T’Pen’s cat

Vulcan Co-worker: T’Pen, what have you named this small Earth feline?

T’Pen: I have named him Marmalade.

Vucan co-worker: Is that not the name of a type of Terran fruit preserve? I do not understand the logic behind this choice.

T’Pen: the logic is self-evident to a human.

Human Co-worker: T’Pen, omg, you have a cat! What’s his name?

T’Pen: thank you for your inquiry. His name is Marmalade

Human Co-worker: oooh! yeah, that makes sense, because he’s orange and sweet! lmao, great name

Vulcan Co-worker: …

Vulcan Co-worker: ….fascinating

im curious to hear how ppl view these colors, so can u tell me which color u think they look more like?  yellow or green? blue or purple? yellow or orange? pink or purple? blue or green?

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

reblog with your sign and your godly parent

Remember when Data just straight up murdered Picard.

#picard is actually bald bc his wig got SNATCHED

(via @federations)