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@scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde

he/they, UK, 21 β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† I mostly blog about HP, I love all the eras but AM NOT A JOANNE FAN β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† scorbus >>>>> everyone else β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† if I come across really weird, apologies β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† please make friends with me I want friends β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† if you're mean to trans people I'm mean to you πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«
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I hate when you love a character who’s like a kid or a teenager and they so perfectly capture the flaws and struggles of being that age and not understanding everything fully yet or necessarily making the best choices especially when they’re in a very painful or complex situation and they feel so real and human because of it and then you go online and there’s someone who’s like β€œthey’re DUMB and EVIL and SELFISH because of [important moment in their character arc when they messed up and learned from it or broke under pressure or didn’t have the courage to do an incredibly difficult thing or responded realistically to their truly horrifying circumstances]”

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hc that minerva mcgonagall’s biggest nightmare in hogwarts is not any of the potter kids, but harry potter himself. harry would make any excuse and pull any card in the book to go to hogwarts during the school year to check up on his babies because that man has a separation anxiety that rivals no other (except maybe ron’s, but he’s not head auror is he?). he will lodge fake complaints to visit that school for a β€˜check in.’ he will write up fake reports of a extremely dangerous creature being spotted near the grounds to β€˜investigate.’ he will say theres been talk of [insert dangerous object] stashed somewhere in the room of requirement. and all of these concerns are resolved within a day, and get more and more creative as the years go on. eventually minerva stops questioning how playing an hour long chess match with his daughter is investigating and lets that man run wild.

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thought for the day! andromeda getting drunk one night and asking teddy to metamorph into her daughter’s face so she can see her again. but when he does it there are some parts of her face that are just slightly off and wrong, because teddy hasn’t known his mother’s face past photos of her.

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hello I'm just here to jump on the sapphic daphne truther train that woman is a lesbian and I will hear nothing else I refuse to believe she tolerates a man let alone ends up married to one

and she does not want marriage or kids at all she has a successful high stress career that she thrives off like Claire from fleabag and a longterm girlfriend who she spoils thank you very much

she deserves to be a lesbian

in fact I'm gonna be honest I think pretty much every woman in this franchise deserves to be a lesbian I never want to hear about a man ever again actually bye

this escalated but I stand by it <3

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so real lesbian daphne ftw πŸ”₯ shes addicted to stress and work thats whats shes married to at the end of the day

also this just in but there actually isnt any male characters in harry potter they were all secretly women the entire time!! so they are all lesbians 🀫

we know what you are

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just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY

I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space πŸ’€

update: my breaks are fucked up and refused to unbreak and basically locked my wheel still so the road assistance guy (the friendliest man on the planet btw) bashed it with a hammer to unstick it 😭😭 then said I needed to get it into a garage literally now cause it could stop turning whilst I was mid driving and thats super dangerous πŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ so he called my garage for me and explained what was happening because I didn't have a clue what he was saying to me in his complicated mechanic terms, I don't understand cars okay, and then he followed me to the garage to make sure they didn't stick mid drive 😭😭 and the garage said they'd fix it tomorrow πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» no class for me then I guess πŸ’€πŸ’€ BUT VERY GLAD IT DIDNT STOP WORKING MID DRIVING UHHHHH

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just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY

I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space πŸ’€

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Shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.

Thank you for the tag @redwidow616! πŸ’š

  1. ocean eyes by Billie Eilish.
  2. Radio by Lana Del Rey.
  3. Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga.
  4. Nevermind by Dennis Lloyd (no clue what this is doing in this list, I've listened to it like two times)
  5. Video Games by Lana Del Rey.
  6. Good Looking by Suki Waterhouse.
  7. Malibu by Miley Cyrus.
  8. Mary On A Cross by Ghost.
  9. Say Yes To Heaven by Lana Del Rey.
  10. Is It Over Now? by Taylor Swift.

Tysm @dashoulinas-fandom-dump for the tag <3 (I absolutely LOVE Fish In A Birdcage omg-)

  1. Sparks by Coldplay
  2. the Simplest Words by The Narcissist Cookbook
  3. My Eyes by NPH and Felica Day
  4. Viola by Emma Kok
  5. Fall by Dotan
  6. Under The Umbrella by Thomas Newman
  7. On Your Side by The Last Dinner Party
  8. The Horror And The Wild by The Amazing Devil
  9. September by Sparky Deathcap
  10. Habits by Genevieve Stokes
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eybefioro

aaaa thanks for the tag Arthur πŸ’›

  1. Boys Don't Cry by The Cure
  2. A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square by Tori Amos (oh lord the brainlinchen...)
  3. Big in Japan by Alphaville
  4. Wasteland, Baby! by Hozier
  5. Enola Gay by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
  6. Every Breath You Take by The Police
  7. Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics
  8. Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli
  9. Let's Dance by David Bowie
  10. Inbetween Days by The Cure

I like that it starts and ends with The Cure... I love them!!!

i do not have spotify so i just shuffled my most listened playlist lol

Me when no hozier 😭😫😞

No pressure tags (im sorry for constantly tagging y'all im going through all the tag games lmao) @bluewrite @oatmilk-vampire @crowleys-hips @crowleybrekkers @alectricblue @theonevoice @ghostsparrow @captainblou

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alectricblue

thanks for the tag!

  1. TRASTEVERE by MΓ₯neskin
  2. It's the Sims by Ilan Eshkeri
  3. The Reckoning by Dom Fera
  4. Electrodynamix by dj-Nate
  5. Problems by Mother Mother
  6. Let Me In Your Heart Again by Queen
  7. Halloween by JP Ashkar
  8. LOUDER MACHINE by NOMA
  9. Apocalypse Calypso by MIKA
  10. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by The Police
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voids-ideas

Thank you!!!

Only two are because of good omens playlists. Will this be my great achievement in life?

Thanks @snooticus <3

  1. Macho by RealXMan
  2. the me u kno by tiLLie
  3. IM FINE by Royal & The Serpent
  4. Poison - Emo Version by Hair Jordan
  5. LOVELY LADIES by NOAHFINNCE
  6. I Spit On Your Grave by ZAND
  7. dopamine by siiickbrain, Maggie Lindemann
  8. Pure As A Lamb by Baby Bugs
  9. Why Do I Stay? by SkyDxddy, Alex Kade
  10. vAniTy by Mitchell Dae

What can I say? I’m an emo piece of trash.

1. Honey Money by Lady Gaga

2. Worms by Ashnikko

3. Favorite by Isabel LaRosa

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4. Walls Could Talk by Halsey

5. Hands up! by 6arelyhuman

6. Girl With One Eye by Florence + The Machine

7. Off To The Races by Lana Del Ray

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8. DICE AND ROLL by Odetari

9. BABY SAID by MΓ₯neskin

10. GLOW by SNOW WIFE

No pressure tags:

  1. Remember you omnicord - Trillian
  2. The christians and the pagans - Dar Williams
  3. It happens everyday - Dar Williams
  4. Where the story ends - The Fray
  5. Cemetery Pigeons - Penelope Scott
  6. First light - Hozier
  7. Whispering Pines - Dar Williams
  8. Bruises - ReneΓ© Rap
  9. Ceilings - Lizzy McAlpine
  10. 10:36 (Antidote Live Session) - Beabadoobee
  1. Electric Blue by ICEHOUSE
  2. Pseudo by CarbonX
  3. Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake
  4. Queen by Perfume Genius
  5. Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey
  6. The Frost by Mitski
  7. Gingerbread Man by Melanie Martinez
  8. Buffulo Replaced by Mitski
  9. I Say A Little A Prayer by Glee Cast πŸ’€πŸ™
  10. How to disappear by Lana Del Rey

1. Vale Decem - Murray Gold (Doctor Who soundtrack πŸ’€)

2. Betty - Taylor swift

3. Lady Stardust - David Bowie

4. My Lady of Mercy - Last Dinner Party

5. Road to Hell - Hadestown Musical πŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

6. Heroes - David Bowie

7. Alice's Theme - Danny Elfman (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland soundtrack πŸ•Ί)

8. Not Strong Enough - boygenius

9. Would that I - Hozier

10. As the World Falls Down - David Bowie (Labyrinth)

I'm yet again a pussy and don't know who to tag, if you see this post I'm tagging you πŸ”«πŸ”«

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