I hate when you love a character whoβs like a kid or a teenager and they so perfectly capture the flaws and struggles of being that age and not understanding everything fully yet or necessarily making the best choices especially when theyβre in a very painful or complex situation and they feel so real and human because of it and then you go online and thereβs someone whoβs like βtheyβre DUMB and EVIL and SELFISH because of [important moment in their character arc when they messed up and learned from it or broke under pressure or didnβt have the courage to do an incredibly difficult thing or responded realistically to their truly horrifying circumstances]β
the soft little smiles they save for each other πππ
hc that minerva mcgonagallβs biggest nightmare in hogwarts is not any of the potter kids, but harry potter himself. harry would make any excuse and pull any card in the book to go to hogwarts during the school year to check up on his babies because that man has a separation anxiety that rivals no other (except maybe ronβs, but heβs not head auror is he?). he will lodge fake complaints to visit that school for a βcheck in.β he will write up fake reports of a extremely dangerous creature being spotted near the grounds to βinvestigate.β he will say theres been talk of [insert dangerous object] stashed somewhere in the room of requirement. and all of these concerns are resolved within a day, and get more and more creative as the years go on. eventually minerva stops questioning how playing an hour long chess match with his daughter is investigating and lets that man run wild.
storytime
I'm begging someone to give me scorbus fic recommendations, I miss them so bad I want to inject them into my blood stream and I can't decide what to read please I'm foaming at the mouth I'll take anything
Uh, of course I have straight As!
-Agender
-Aromantic
-Asexual
-Autistic
-Anxious
-Asthmatic
now what if i said, whenever i see any posts about drarry, i just completely pretend its scorbus. what then??
bringing this back just for the occasion, delulu scorbus fans unite ππ»
thought for the day! andromeda getting drunk one night and asking teddy to metamorph into her daughterβs face so she can see her again. but when he does it there are some parts of her face that are just slightly off and wrong, because teddy hasnβt known his motherβs face past photos of her.
you know, as an asexual who still enjoys viewing sexual content in like books fanfiction and films and things, it's all fun and games until I remember that people actually DO THOSE THINGS?? LIKE IN REAL LIFE?? REGULARLY??π§π»ββοΈlike WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX ISNT A FANFICTION TROPE??? π crazy out here man
Someobody help them!!
Scorpius is terrified. Albus is annoyed.
THIS IS PERFECT!
hello I'm just here to jump on the sapphic daphne truther train that woman is a lesbian and I will hear nothing else I refuse to believe she tolerates a man let alone ends up married to one
and she does not want marriage or kids at all she has a successful high stress career that she thrives off like Claire from fleabag and a longterm girlfriend who she spoils thank you very much
she deserves to be a lesbian
in fact I'm gonna be honest I think pretty much every woman in this franchise deserves to be a lesbian I never want to hear about a man ever again actually bye
this escalated but I stand by it <3
so real lesbian daphne ftw π₯ shes addicted to stress and work thats whats shes married to at the end of the day
also this just in but there actually isnt any male characters in harry potter they were all secretly women the entire time!! so they are all lesbians π€«
we know what you are
I looovee listening to music (i relate everything to scorbus)
just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY
I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space π
update: my breaks are fucked up and refused to unbreak and basically locked my wheel still so the road assistance guy (the friendliest man on the planet btw) bashed it with a hammer to unstick it ππ then said I needed to get it into a garage literally now cause it could stop turning whilst I was mid driving and thats super dangerous π§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈ so he called my garage for me and explained what was happening because I didn't have a clue what he was saying to me in his complicated mechanic terms, I don't understand cars okay, and then he followed me to the garage to make sure they didn't stick mid drive ππ and the garage said they'd fix it tomorrow ππ»ππ» no class for me then I guess ππ BUT VERY GLAD IT DIDNT STOP WORKING MID DRIVING UHHHHH
just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY
I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space π
Shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.
Thank you for the tag @redwidow616! π
- ocean eyes by Billie Eilish.
- Radio by Lana Del Rey.
- Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga.
- Nevermind by Dennis Lloyd (no clue what this is doing in this list, I've listened to it like two times)
- Video Games by Lana Del Rey.
- Good Looking by Suki Waterhouse.
- Malibu by Miley Cyrus.
- Mary On A Cross by Ghost.
- Say Yes To Heaven by Lana Del Rey.
- Is It Over Now? by Taylor Swift.
No pressure tagging @aintinacage, @accidental-spice, @child-of-the-tardis256, @maybeimart, @eowima, @brekker-by-brekkerr, @samanthaswishes, @daisyssousa, @daily-dose-of-dousy and @daisy-mooon!
Tysm @dashoulinas-fandom-dump for the tag <3 (I absolutely LOVE Fish In A Birdcage omg-)
- Sparks by Coldplay
- the Simplest Words by The Narcissist Cookbook
- My Eyes by NPH and Felica Day
- Viola by Emma Kok
- Fall by Dotan
- Under The Umbrella by Thomas Newman
- On Your Side by The Last Dinner Party
- The Horror And The Wild by The Amazing Devil
- September by Sparky Deathcap
- Habits by Genevieve Stokes
aaaa thanks for the tag Arthur π
- Boys Don't Cry by The Cure
- A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square by Tori Amos (oh lord the brainlinchen...)
- Big in Japan by Alphaville
- Wasteland, Baby! by Hozier
- Enola Gay by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
- Every Breath You Take by The Police
- Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics
- Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli
- Let's Dance by David Bowie
- Inbetween Days by The Cure
I like that it starts and ends with The Cure... I love them!!!
i do not have spotify so i just shuffled my most listened playlist lol
Me when no hozier ππ«π
No pressure tags (im sorry for constantly tagging y'all im going through all the tag games lmao) @bluewrite @oatmilk-vampire @crowleys-hips @crowleybrekkers @alectricblue @theonevoice @ghostsparrow @captainblou
thanks for the tag!
- TRASTEVERE by MΓ₯neskin
- It's the Sims by Ilan Eshkeri
- The Reckoning by Dom Fera
- Electrodynamix by dj-Nate
- Problems by Mother Mother
- Let Me In Your Heart Again by Queen
- Halloween by JP Ashkar
- LOUDER MACHINE by NOMA
- Apocalypse Calypso by MIKA
- Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by The Police
Thank you!!!
Only two are because of good omens playlists. Will this be my great achievement in life?
Np tags: @harbinger-of-existential-dread @snooticus @littlekhaos626 @aroaceblackhole @phantomram-b00 @chronicallydragons @bildads-shoes and open tags!
Thanks @snooticus <3
- Macho by RealXMan
- the me u kno by tiLLie
- IM FINE by Royal & The Serpent
- Poison - Emo Version by Hair Jordan
- LOVELY LADIES by NOAHFINNCE
- I Spit On Your Grave by ZAND
- dopamine by siiickbrain, Maggie Lindemann
- Pure As A Lamb by Baby Bugs
- Why Do I Stay? by SkyDxddy, Alex Kade
- vAniTy by Mitchell Dae
What can I say? Iβm an emo piece of trash.
NPT: @gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy @chace-vito @aayeroace @luring-lurkers-and-radio-hosts @librarianafterdark @roomwithanopenfire @peakbat @mentalillnessing and anyone else that wants to.
1. Honey Money by Lady Gaga
2. Worms by Ashnikko
3. Favorite by Isabel LaRosa
(Ad)
4. Walls Could Talk by Halsey
5. Hands up! by 6arelyhuman
6. Girl With One Eye by Florence + The Machine
7. Off To The Races by Lana Del Ray
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8. DICE AND ROLL by Odetari
9. BABY SAID by MΓ₯neskin
10. GLOW by SNOW WIFE
No pressure tags:
Very weeb this time around for me
- Remember you omnicord - Trillian
- The christians and the pagans - Dar Williams
- It happens everyday - Dar Williams
- Where the story ends - The Fray
- Cemetery Pigeons - Penelope Scott
- First light - Hozier
- Whispering Pines - Dar Williams
- Bruises - ReneΓ© Rap
- Ceilings - Lizzy McAlpine
- 10:36 (Antidote Live Session) - Beabadoobee
- Electric Blue by ICEHOUSE
- Pseudo by CarbonX
- Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake
- Queen by Perfume Genius
- Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey
- The Frost by Mitski
- Gingerbread Man by Melanie Martinez
- Buffulo Replaced by Mitski
- I Say A Little A Prayer by Glee Cast ππ
- How to disappear by Lana Del Rey
npt!!! - @led-bloody-zeppelin @grey-edges @scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde @kendodante @princessofshazabah @magikfish @yannfredericks and if anyone wants to flex their music go ahead tbh
1. Vale Decem - Murray Gold (Doctor Who soundtrack π)
2. Betty - Taylor swift
3. Lady Stardust - David Bowie
4. My Lady of Mercy - Last Dinner Party
5. Road to Hell - Hadestown Musical π§π»ββοΈ
6. Heroes - David Bowie
7. Alice's Theme - Danny Elfman (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland soundtrack πΊ)
8. Not Strong Enough - boygenius
9. Would that I - Hozier
10. As the World Falls Down - David Bowie (Labyrinth)
I'm yet again a pussy and don't know who to tag, if you see this post I'm tagging you π«π«