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1. Harry in fitting room 2 2. @breathtakinglybrutal helps Harry reach the mirror 3. Harry in front of the shop sign 4. Harry catches up with Eggsy! 5. Harry and Mr Pickle. (Thank you to the @mrporter staff!) 6. Harry with a bottle of his favourite tipple 7. Harry thinks that the shoes they’ve made him are little too big….
Harrys adventures in London.
1. With @breathtakinglybrutal 2. With @breathtakinglybrutal and @kingscunt and Dean. 3. Riding the northern line with @breathtakinglybrutal 4. Trying to hold onto the pole 5. Sat with @kingscunt and @breathtakinglybrutal 6. @kingscunt and Harry 7. Group selfie 8. 9. 10. In the elevator. With @breathtakinglybrutal
When you meet tumblr people by accident on the Kingsman world premiere @galahadthelate @mannersmakeththekingsman @breathtakinglybrutal @kingscunt
tumblr drags people for being close-minded and i get it, but at a certain point i’m like damn, stop with the superiority complex and give people a chance to grow, lord knows you didn’t come out of the womb a social justice blogger with a steve rogers obsession
COUNTDOWN TO THE GOLDEN CIRCLE: 9 Weeks — Tools of the Trade Every major piece of spy gear in Kingsman: the Secret Service (2014) “What does this do? (…) Shut up! That is sick!”
where an international spy gets the wrong intel and strikes up a conversation with an informant but it turns out the other person is just normal. they aren’t a spy, they’re just having a coffee when this well dressed stranger quoted some pop culture reference and they couldn’t help but answer because like, it was so obvious
now the spy weekly talks shop while the normal person relates
“almost died last week”
“tell me about it, the new management is terrible”
imagine your otp
Vincent and the Doctor—S05E10
Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We are so lucky we are still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through, the stars. Can you see how they roar their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
Get ready for it [x]
People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.
I love this fucking book
Midnight screening of Kingsman with The Squad ❤❤❤❤❤ CC: @breathtakinglybrutal, @agent-eggy, @kingscunt, @mannersmademan (I couldn’t tag your main blog 🙁)
I am already SO exited!!!
me: i don’t mind being alone also me: *feels abandoned for no reason at all, needs constant reassurance that my presence is wanted, cannot see how anyone would want to be friends with me, is not able to focus on anything because of the intense feeling of imaginary rejection*
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
i hope there’s at least one parallel universe where all my otps are canon
