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Local woman crawls out of refrigerator

@perfidiously-snatching / perfidiously-snatching.tumblr.com

AO3: PerfidiouslySnatching. Fan of Dracula and Harry Potter (not the author). Queer. I post architecture, eerie aes, nature, poetry, etc.
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Astoria / slow-burn Drastoria Series Complete

I'm happy to announce that I've completed my 4-part longfic series, available here:

Max rating: M

Full series word count: 630k+

Overview:

Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy clash when she first starts at Hogwarts. Their choice in friendships add to the drama (it isn't Draco's fault Astoria decided to be best friends with the only Muggle-born in Slytherin, right?)

Astoria and Draco's habit of keeping things from each other dies hard once the war creeps upon them. It takes some time and several mistakes, but they come to understand what it means to really love another person through thick and thin.

The series takes place within the canon universe, retold through Slytherin perspectives. If you like Astoria, please check it out! :)

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Its always such a bummer when "period" dialogue is written to be as stiff as possible to demonstrate that it is Ye Olden Times. You missed your chance to open the Fun Contractions box! Shan't. Oughtn't. Mightn't. Mayn't. Needn't. Daren't. 'Twasn't. Aren't we having fun???

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Your Film Fave Is Problematic: Goncharov (1973)

While the Goncharov meme has grown colossal on tumblr, it’s important to remember that the film is in fact quite reprehensible for numerous reasons regarding its production.

Here are some of the most critical for you to know:

  • Stanley Kubrick forced Cybil Shepherd to do over 150 takes of a traumatic scene, despite not being involved with the production in any way. By the time Kubrick was escorted away from the set, Shepherd had suffered two heart attacks and lost all her hair. She quit and was later re-hired at ten times her salary, with a brand new wig and slightly used discount artificial heart.
  • An unnamed production assistant contaminated the catering’s guacamole with PCP, resulting in numerous sick crew members and the infamous and hallucinogenic “Projectile Ear Wax” sequence.
  • Producer Martin Scorsese went quite insane during his time in the Philippines jungle. As the jungle did not feature in the film, nobody to this day, including Scorsese, have any idea why he was there.
  • The animatronic sharks infamously didn’t work as their foam interiors got weighed down by the seawater, resulting in the entire shark attack scene having to be removed. Thus the presence of the dead shark in the ballroom remains unexplained in the finished movie.
  • Studio interference resulted in nearly 2 hours of cuts to the 3.5 hour film, including the original version of the death of Sigourney Weaver, the cameo by Elijah Wood (who would not be able to make another film until after his birth in 1981), the sewer orgy, and the pie fight ending.
  • Robert De Niro had to shave his mustache for another role when filming went several months over-schedule. Its presence on the upcoming Criterion Blu-Ray is CGI.
  • Terry Gilliam was fired on the first day of filming. He was never to have directed the film, but was fired anyway, as was the tradition in Hollywood.
  • Marlon Brando behaved so poorly that he scared the director up a tree.
  • A lion mauled cinematographer Jan de Bont.

So enjoy the jokes, but never forget the hard times that afflicted the movie.

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Jesus, I hadn’t even thought of this, but of course.

This is something that historians have been warning about for a couple of decades. How much of our history was not just on Twitter, but on MySpace, on blogs and web sites that came down after a few years, on e-mail, on texts. None of that leaves a record. Once the file is deleted, the server shut down and scrapped, the backup disks decay into being unreadable junk, that history is gone.

Does anyone remember when Obama and Clinton each held town hall campaign events on MySpace? Good luck finding anything about those now other than some news articles that say they happened. How many business zoom calls have formal meeting minutes taken? We are not saving histories. We aren’t even writing letters. I’m as guilty as anyone. My art is online and kept in the cloud. I make my Christmas Card every year, but I haven’t printed and mailed one in over a decade. It’s all sent electronically. Meaning that a generation from now no one will remember.

So the problem is bigger than Twitter. We are now a couple of decades into an age that will not leave any detailed historical record.

That is not good.

In pseudo and acadamic circles this has routinely been called the ‘digital dark age’, I even wrote on the subject a few years ago but can’t find that article right now. [There is even a Wikipedia article on the concept] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_dark_age#:~:text=The%20digital%20dark%20age%20is,technologies%20evolve%20and%20data%20decay).

It’s thought this might just be a black spot of knowledge, there are organizations working to stop this — archival websites primarily, but these are not able to penetrate all these corporate gated gardens, where paywalls, sign up walls, and more block access to. There is an ongoing campaign by megacorps to shutdown as many archival sites as possible.

This coupled with the fallibility of hard drives, CDs (make sure to back them up! They only have a 20-30 year lifetime!), and more and there is a chance that even though there is more information than ever before, more primary and secondary sources than ever, we may become just a strange blank spot in societal and cultural history. Digital decay is a terrifying concept that we are already beginning to live through.

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