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An Endless Cycle Of Fake Wood

@unexpectedtexture / unexpectedtexture.tumblr.com

H. 30-something. Scenic Artist. The Frozen North, USA. Contents: Mostly Theatre with occasional personal art and post-apocalyptic fandom yelling.
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Me, Doing College Theatre: “Why do we keep doing all these Weird as Shit™ shows? Wouldn’t we get more butts in seats if we did musicals?”

Me, now, doing Butts-in-Seats-Musicals: “Hokay, please direct me towards the Weird Shit. I would like one Weird Shit Play, please.”

I would like to announce that we’re doing Mr. Burns next season, which absolutely qualifies as “Weird Shit” and I am delighted and WILL armwrestle anyone who gets between me and doing the scenic design for it.

Guess what I got to do!!!!

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Me, Doing College Theatre: “Why do we keep doing all these Weird as Shit™ shows? Wouldn’t we get more butts in seats if we did musicals?”

Me, now, doing Butts-in-Seats-Musicals: “Hokay, please direct me towards the Weird Shit. I would like one Weird Shit Play, please.”

I would like to announce that we’re doing Mr. Burns next season, which absolutely qualifies as “Weird Shit” and I am delighted and WILL armwrestle anyone who gets between me and doing the scenic design for it.

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(IT’S WEDNESDAY, MY DUDES)

Sometimes the stars align and I get to use my cutesy animal painting skills for actual theatre work.

Family portrait for A Year With Frog and Toad. Posca marker on a log cookie.

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I don’t know when or even if I’ll get my job back, but I’m not looking forward to seeing what kind of HELL MOLDS have been growing in my paint buckets after 4+ months of hiatus.

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