everyone go listen to bears in trees NOW they just released the best album of all time if you disagree go argue with the wall idc. i love them and i love these songs and holy fuck theme lyrics are coming for my throat. fucking brutal.
mag92 you will always be famous
pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,
Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-
you know what would be awful, if gerry got to talk to jon while he's in a computer just like jon talked to gerry when he was in a book. something something sources of information something something they'll never be able to be friends
the sibling havers
It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:
- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops
- Man Made of Needles
- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People
- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void
- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck
- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls
I saw many people headcanoning House as transgender and I can only imagine how funny it would be:
● I bet that House would say many many times that he has a vagina or something like that and no one would belive him.
● I think that Wilson/Cuddy would know about him being transgender, but not the ducklings.
● House would ask Cameron for a pad at least once a month and the ducklings would start to keep track of when he asks for it and realize that it really seems like he has periods.
● House would introduce himself with his deadname to someone new just to hear them be "transphobic" and keep insisting that he's a man just to feel the satisfaction of gender affirming words coming from confused, stupid people.
● He would constantly talk about how his uterus is cramping, so his team would be like: "??? Guys, I think it's just a metaphor for his leg???"
● Everytime he sees Cameron/Thirteen wearing heels/dresses/skirts he would be like "ughh.. how can you wear that? That's so itchy and uncomfortable"
● Even if he'd come out as transgender no one would fucking belive him.
Just some thoughts.
Every time I read a fan fic where Ingo or Emmet struggles to beat Arceus or any of the other legendaries in a fight, I kinda just sit there in disbelief, mainly because canonically, in game, you can go up to Ingo with any of the Legends, including the creation trio and Arceus, and he will absolutely kick your a*s six ways to Sinnoh if you aren't prepped, with only two pokemon or less.
This man has no access to abilities or TMs or held items any more, and he gleefully shmears you into paste. Don't tell me his brother wouldn't be able to do the same.
Those level limiters on battle facilities are purely for civilian protection, I assure you.
(Yes I know that the struggle is for dramatic story tension in the fanfic, hush, let me appreciate the OP train men in peace)
in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.
Facts that we know about bonzo
- His teeth are not soft
- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor
- He's made of skin and sweats
- He probably can read
- He does lap dances in his free time
For those who like Starkid and The Magnus Archives please consider: "Cool as I Think I Am (reprise)" as Jon and Martin in MAG 200. Thank you for your time.
This came to me in a flash of inspiration
Quick lil' watercolor painting of Brian <3
