Fool of A TOOK

How to get @pippingoogles to rp w you

You fOoL

Who you calling fool, you frickin TOOK?

You! You fOol of a Brandybuck!

How to get @pippingoogles to rp w you

You fOoL

make me choose: anonymous asked: merry as an esquire of rohan or pippin as a guard of the citadel?

hECK YEAH PIP @pippingoogles

YEET @merr

So remember that time @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles totally kicked @boromirgoogles‘s ass? Good times.

hell yeeee, we kicked some Gondor booty that day @merrygoogles

Do you think @pippingoogles and @thetwinsgoogle want to smoke some pipeweed?

Of course, what kind of question is that??

Tolkien Pressure 169/200

So if I can adopt Merry and Pippin as my brothers, does that mean I can adopt @eowyngoogles as my sister?

ABSOLUTELY!!! @merrygoogles @pippingoogles You guys are my brothers now!

Hmmm… We will need to run a thorough background check before our official statement of brother hood can be extended @pippingoogles

But but but @merrygoogles

Oh c’mon Merry! You know @eowyngoogles better than I, and I think she could be a great addition! @merrygoogles

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

Haha! Yes!

Though….I’ve never grown a beard before…I don’t think Merry and I even can!

*grins* Well that didn’t stop Bilbo, now did it? Hobbits make very good honorary dwarves I think.

Do they now? Besides the hair on our feet, I think Merry and I can most certainly fit in!  @merrygoogles

I’ll try to grow a mustache…

I don’t think you can Merry. 

So if I can adopt Merry and Pippin as my brothers, does that mean I can adopt @eowyngoogles as my sister?

ABSOLUTELY!!! @merrygoogles @pippingoogles You guys are my brothers now!

I have no objection to that! I already have three sister and I’d think you’d get along great! @eowyngoogles

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

Haha! Yes!

Though….I’ve never grown a beard before…I don’t think Merry and I even can!

*grins* Well that didn’t stop Bilbo, now did it? Hobbits make very good honorary dwarves I think.

Do they now? Besides the hair on our feet, I think Merry and I can most certainly fit in!  @merrygoogles

@aragorngoogles

DONT TELL ME WHO I LOVE AND DONT LOVE, JERK

I was just trying to help, love.

Yeah, well, it didn’t.

“It is but a shadow of a thought that you love.”

Or some junk like that…like seriously? How long did it take you to come up with that?

Kick his ass, Eowyn. 

I’d be happy to oblige *cracks knuckles* You’re in for it now @aragorngoogles

I don’t know if that’s going to work. Did I heal you for nothing?

Go for his legs, Eowyn.

drAW YOUR SWORD STIRDER!!! I FEAR NO MAN

GO GET HIM.

BATTLE SCREECHHHHHHHHHH

@aragorngoogles

COULD EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN

That’s what I’ve been saying, @elrondgoogles

@elrondgoogles HE STARTED IT

I definitely did not.

Do I need to call for @merrygoogles to kick some Strider butt for you Lady Eowyn? @eowyngoogles 

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

Haha! Yes!

Though....I’ve never grown a beard before...I don’t think Merry and I even can!

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

Oh yes! We'd love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

*moans* longbottom leaf….

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

Blaze and praise…hey, where are @thetwinsgoogle ??

Dunno, my friend but I do hope we’ll be seeing them soon @thetwinsgoogle

How to find your elven friends

Where are yall

*moans* longbottom leaf….

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

Blaze and praise…hey, where are @thetwinsgoogle ??

Dunno, my friend but I do hope we’ll be seeing them soon @thetwinsgoogle

*moans* longbottom leaf….

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

@pippingoogles let’s get into more trouble..

stealing from Farmer Maggot’s fields you say? 

A shortcut to mushrooms. We won’t get caught. I’m interested in some hella carrot stew

Last time we took a short cut we nearly killed Frodo and Sam!

No we didn’t, they were fine. It turned out great! Let’s do it againnn

Ol’ Farmer Maggot won’t mind if a few of his carrots go missing I suppose..OMG LETS LIGHT FIREWORKS OFF NEAR HIS HOUSE 

DUDE YES. But steal some carrots too. Maybe some lettuce? I’m on a diet. 

Are ya now? Does your diet happen to be related to a certain Lady of Rohan?

I DON’T NEED TO IMPRESS NOBODY ELSE. Except Theoden. I desperately need to impress Theoden.  Hey um, @gandalfgoogles, do ya happen to have any fireworks we could, um, use? No reason…ahahahahaha.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, I cannot endorse such mischievous acts. For free that is. There’ll be a charge.

What will the charge be? ((psst Pippin Farmer Maggot will probs have it it’s okay lezdothisss))

YES!!! Let’s do this shit! I promise I won’t blow anything up like last time… @gandalfgoogles

We’re very responsible @gandalfgoogles. Like we fought in the war. We practically saved Middle Earth single handedly. I’m the Esquire of Rohan. Theoden notice me.

Yeah! And I’m a guard of the Citadel!! And I saved @faramirgoogles so I would say Im quite responsible! @gandalfgoogles

You SEEE? We got this @gandalfgoogles. We don’t got this. WE GOT THIS!

Totally! It’s not like I have an issue with fire or anything of the sorts! @gandalfgoogles   Lets go Merry! IM PUMPED 

This calls for a drinking song.

YOU CAN DRINK YOUR FANCY ALES….!

YOU CAN DRINK ‘EM BY THE FLAGON

BUT THE ONLY BREW FOR THE BRAVE AND TRUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON…WOOH!

YEET *chugs ale* 

hastag win

Ah good times! Do ya remember all that pipeweed Merry? It was like heaven on earth