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New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

OH MY GOD

things linguistics has taught me: do not fuck with the welsh

Seriously though do not. This is welsh nationalism in a nutshell.

So like, 150 or so years ago, nobody cared about Welsh. Not even the welsh. But then, one day, some folks got sick of paying the tolls at toll gates. Citing bizarre biblical precedent, they dressed up as women and started seizing toll gates, at which point the (also welsh) gate owners went “WTF?” and called in (english) magistrates to resolve the dispute.

The English Magistrates looked at the situation and went “WTF?” and commissioned an inquiry loosely titled “WTF is wrong with Wales??”

Well this commission did a ton of work and looked at schools and politics and people on hillsides raising sheep and all that jazz and came to the thrilling conclusion: What’s Wrong with Wales is that Ridiculous Backwards Language they all speak there.

There was a moment of dead silence, broken only by the loud scrape as Wales, collectively, as a nation, in a fit of unity not seen since the castles came to subjugate the native tribes, pushed back its chair, stood up slowly, and said “what you just say bout me?”

And folks who’d never heard it spoken started teaching their children Welsh, and the old sheep herder on the hill became a cultural icon, and the rioters and the gate owners high fived each other and said “suck it, England!” (only in Welsh this time).

And now Welsh is a protected language, there’s a strong Welsh nationalist movement, with its own flag and spelling conventions, and there’s a Welsh channel on television (which is doubly impressive when you remember that Britain only has like three channels).

And that is how the Welsh saved their language from extinction by sheer force of spite

Just gotta add those toll booth riots were called the Rebecca Riots, the rioters were known as Rebeccas and I am named after them. It’s the one consolation to an otherwise boring name.

Also my great grandad lived to the age of 101 and never spoke a word of English that wasn’t forced out of him through threat of unemployment. Despite being fluent and having 5 great grandchildren who have the Welsh vocabulary of toddlers.

let me tell you some of the ways the English tried to kill our language

in Tudor times they brought in the “Act of Union” which banned the use of Welsh in public settings 

in the 1800s they brought in the “Welsh Not” in schools. if a child was heard speaking Welsh in school, they were given the Not. if another child spoke it, it was passed on. the person left with the Not at the end of the day was caned.

 in the 1960s they refused to have Welsh language signs for roads, streets etc. so we ripped all of them out and deposited them outside government buildings until they installed bilingual signs

i could go on but it makes me too angry so i won’t

Welsh is the oldest living language, and is beautiful. fight me.

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

Because corporations aren’t creative only individual people are!

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Finalists (see 7 more)

yes hello does anyone else have completely no idea of how good they are as a musician bc

I know I am good horn

but how good

and am I really actually a good horn or a Good Horn™ do u know what I mean

This is so relatable fuck

“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

when’s the last time you saw someone strangle 58 people in less than 15 minutes, steve?

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

Bill Wurtz, the guy who made History of Japan, just made a sequel. Watch it.