this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This man is saving our galaxy
he accidentally breaks even more technology as he runs off
Hey that me
I present to you the captain of the Chicago Blackhawks.
Such a graceful deer
I hope they never stop
And while there are 24 hrs till the IIHF Worlds start, let’s look at Bread holding bread.
HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS!? THIS IS ICONIC
hi non hockey loving friends. i was thinking of you and decided to begin coming up with tidbits you should know:
1. phil kessel: nice guy, tries hard, loves the game
2. tyler seguin is the captain of the nhl fuck boy squad
3. zdeno chara haunts all the nightmares
4. no one dislikes jaromir jagr..he’s the universal hockey dad
5. hilary knight and the nwhl are very important
6. espn would rather show grass growing on a golf course than show hockey
7. the columbus blue jackets have one of the sassiest twitter accounts ever
8. if someone says ‘let’s go inside the glass with pierre’ run away because it’s a trap
9. i’m super proud to be an american but i will 7000% cheer for other teams in the olympics because MY TEAM IS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
10. always, always, ALWAYS boo gary bettman
please feel free to add :)
11. Johnny Gaudreau is everyone’s child.
12. Goalies are weird but we love them anyway.
13. During the playoffs, there’s no playing nice to each other. You’re going down.
14. All star weekend is a joke, but we all watch anyways because we can’t survive a weekend without hockey.
15. We love to watch our babies during world juniors. It’s the winter law of hockey.
16. When you start, you might not know much but give it time, in a few months you’ll be screaming at the top of your lungs about icing and offsides and fucking goalie intereference like everyone else.
17. The best rivalries are the ones where the fans of the opposing teams will defend the other team because NO ONE ELSE GETS TO PICK ON THE FLYERS BUT THE PENGUINS, FUCK YOU.
18. Rivalries are wonderful and a fuck ton of fun.
19. FUCK THE FLYERS.
20. Fuck the Ducks
21. Claude Giroux is a vampire ginger that has no soul
22. Eddie Lack is a precious cinnamon roll goalie that must be protected AT ALL COSTS!!!
23. The Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup every year. 24. Yes, they do. 25. No, YOU’RE delusional. 26. Crosby eats spaghetti at 10am when there’s afternoon games because someone hurt him.
^^^^^^
27. Make sure that you HATE the Ducks. 28. A hockey ass is the best ass 29. Chose your team wisely. 30. Never trust free agent day. That day will stab you in the back every. single. time. 31. Carry Price gets really board when he’s hurt….
32: Don’t fight Milan Lucic or Jonathan Quick… You will regret it 33: You can’t hate Ovechkin. He is too cool and weird. 34: don’t get attached to players. They get traded and you die.
35. Michael Latta and Tom Wilson have the best bromance ever
36. You will cry when your favorite player is traded.
37. Jaromir Jagr thinks he’s too old to be in the All-Star game and asked fans not to vote for him, we’re all probably voting him in anyway.
38. Braden Holtby’s beard game is awesome.
39. Alex Galchenyuk is Russian -Brendan Gallagher
40. Patrice Bergeron is perfect
41. Gabe Landeskog just keeps getting prettier and soon you won’t be able to look at him directly
42. Artemi Panarin is a precious loaf of bread
43. If you live in the east, be prepared to sacrifice your sleep to watch western games
44. Rookies are to be protected at all times
with ASG2016, this weekend. I thought it would be important to bring this up again :)
45. Tuukka Rask has issues with milk crates.
46. John Scott is an All-Star Captain
47. michel therrien needs to be fired
48. Peter Chiarelli cannot be trusted.
Thank you Pasha. You’re a Red Wings legend and deserve to play in front of your family.
Dylan and Riley have a hard time being serious
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back on my dash!
Summary of the off-season as described by tumblr.
Michael Brown Jr. (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014)
We should make this the most reblogged image on Tumblr.
Break this post
Will reblog whenever it’s on my timeline.
Never forget
#blacklivesstillmatter
Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in their life or another.
Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.
I do this to my son and it works lol
Reblog to save a parent
Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)
2/4/14: If the mountain won’t come to Mohammed… (24CH, ep 20)
