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I arrive at the Suez Canal

Cargo: loaded

Dick: doodled

Boat: horizontal

Despite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.

Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development

MONTERO (2021) dir. Lil Nas X & Tanu Muino

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

crazier (feat. miley cyrus) (taylor’s version) 👀

Drinking on a beach with You all Over Me

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

and if it's imposed on me I must destroy it

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

Lil Nas X - Montero is so fucking good holy shit I'm POGGING

His tweet about it got me crying 😭 I'm so proud of him

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?