it's me your pal

hi

the 3 ppl who liked my baldurs gate art are the only mfers in this town who can handle me

i want to see self indulgent pics of everybodys tav and their origin romance pick on my desk asap…. this is mine, they make him laff. his reward for enduring 200 years of suffering is falling in love but his punishment for being a little bitch is falling in love with a gnome named Trix Yogurt instead of somebody powerful or cool

haha, well i can't tell you who to have a crush on & im flattered! that said i think it's better to crush on someone you know... ive become infatuated with the idea of someone i didn't know well before and it's never lead me anywhere good

date nite…. martin loves his creepy gross boyfriend

all of the dream

how does it mean

reminder that i have a shitpost tumblr i post on like every day if we are pals and u want to interact with my silly goose ass

my tv when im napping: playing your favorite movies and shows is the easiest thing in the world To Me

my tv when i want to watch: ummmmm umm sorry. it was too hard i gave up ❤️

insane wizard hours

would u be her dog y/n

SHEPHERDS FREAKING PIE!!!!!!

im struggling lately to maintain a positive and hopeful attitude but today i noticed my spices are aligned in a cool gradient so to everyone else having a tough one:

heres your sign its gonna be okay buddy

not a fox, not a sheep

people really do just wake up in the morning make their bed and then go directly to my local starbucks bathroom to have sex for 15 minutes while i stand outside waiting to pee