You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
this is sending me
re: that video, in the video she was like "oh come on high school was a hard time, we all did things we shouldn't have..." (defending said hp bullying people) and i'm like. ummm. NO WE DID NOT ALL BULLY PEOPLE?
sorry to put harry potter on your dash. genuinely. I've just been hating harry potter for like 13 years and now that EVERYONE hates harry potter / jk rowling I finally am free to post my actual opinions without getting hate mail
also like from my vague memories of harry potter fandom, people always talk about lily like. she had to either marry snape or james, and snape is racist, so she's not gonna marry him, so she has to marry james, who is a bully, but at least he isn't racist
when in reality. she could have married neither of them. why would she marry either of those guys
i'm watching the uncarley video about the marauders fandom and I'm wondering. now that we ALL hate jk rowling are we ready to talk about how everyone was in love with characters that were shitty bullies and that jk rowling had the bullied character be fantasy racist and the bullies be the good guys
same vibe
i'm feeling really (AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!) about those new unsounded pages, guys
clearly Italy as a landmass predates boots so do you think when boots were invented someone went oh nice Italy reference
when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like
this is how act one scene four goes
i got fucking recognised
OP was so embarrassed they deactivated
OP got voted off tumblr
Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:
On-Going Project. Folders were empty.
Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.
Stuff. You are killing me smalls.
Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
Some previous “winners”
Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*
Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.
(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many
Keep for historical reasons. Neat.
Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”
All of these are just so *chef kiss* perfect but “Other idiocy” is the most perfect of them all
looking for a career change
boys make things nice for urself. make things comforting and homey and nice-smelling in a way u like. boys to clean is to make things nice. u say "sure I have money to buy more stuff but all I need is the bare essentials. quality of life? what's that? I'm in my 20s and I'm going to live forever, my only desire is THE GRIND". boys u too are soft animals and u need the lovely things that are not strictly necessary for survival. and if u don't know what they for u are yet, think about what makes u feel safe, what makes u happy, what would make ur bed your favorite place to sleep, what soap would motivate u to take a bath at the end of the day. do u attain health and routine by force, by beating urself into it? NO. u make the healthy things as lovely for urself as u can. and if someone makes fun of u for that. one thousand years in the crystal prison