2005: i hate 4Kids
2015: i fricking love 4Kids
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS IS SEARCHED FOR THIS CLIP AND I COULDNT FIND IT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
get this out of mY FACE
The Yu-gi-oh GX dub is incredible, if you dont believe me here’s a few more highlights
Nintendo: “Nintendo Labo is for kids and kids at heart!”
Also Nintendo: 4/20, $69
How's your skin?
it’s on my body so i can’t complain
What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”
part 2
Now get ready for
This is the first time I’ve ever seen the tumblr guidelines pop up, which is really telling as what in the fuck was posted on here.
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
Gotta make sure they work
channel your inner crab
GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG
[distantly] THAT DOG
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
happy 1 year since the release of ffxv! this is an oscars selfie parody lol
Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!
Thank you sincerely for this high quality advertisement
jesus christ
today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying
update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me
