‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

Lando: everything you’ve heard about me is true

Han:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

What are the names of the members of 1D?

me in 2012: Harry, Louis, Niall, Liam and Zayn!1!!1!1!!!

me now: liar #1, liar #2, Niall, liar #3

dude. what is going on in the 1d fandom? y'all seem so stressed

its best not to ask questions with answers that you aren’t ready for

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

when your friends are all from different timezones but youre online

@sleeping-skye

tilapia charlemagne looks so ugly tonight I haven’t seen him but I know he does

Horton hears somebody he used to know

do you ever regret drawing something

Noora’s outfits on 2.01 Om du bare hadde holdt det du lovet