Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:

ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.

REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!

I’m most definitely allergic to Silky Dan, but, why the heck not.

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

“that’s a made-up term!” yes. so are all terms. so is every word ever. language is constructed. that’s how language works. stop unevenly invoking the constructed nature of language to try to stop marginalized people from better representing their experiences and identities. 

like, when you say “that’s a made-up term!” we all know what you actually mean is “that term was made up by people i don’t think should be allowed to have a voice" 

me when i spend $70: i deserve this. i love myself and i need to treat myself

me when i spend $4: oh my goddd i have no self control wtf is wrong with me

BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

W-

WHAT

Yup, super handy trick to know!

tagging as reference for future me u3u

@flyredact

Me: reaches out to someone for help Me, beating myself with a pole: 🔪THIS🔪 IS 🔪NOT 🔪THEIR 🔪PROBLEM 🔪LEAVE 🔪THEM 🔪ALONE🔪 STOP 🔪DRAGGING 🔪OTHER 🔪PEOPLE 🔪DOWN 🔪WITH 🔪YOU🔪

Me to my friends despite doing the same thing: COME 💕 TO 💕 ME 💕 WITH 💕 YOUR 💕 PROBLEMS 💕 YOU 💕 ARE 💕 NOT 💕 A 💕 BURDEN 💕 I 💕 LOVE 💕 YOU💕

I’m both.

Ugh same

same

I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing.

fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I am too busy drawing cartoons and crying

50$ has been donated. I just need 90$ left to afford my medicine by Sunday.

For those wanting to donate, it’s SpoilerAplenty@gmail.com.

I’ll update the amount as more is donated. This will cover my medicine for two weeks while I switch to something that won’t bankrupt me.

Signal boost if you can’t donate, and any amount is better than no amount at all.

reminder

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love