@obliviouscreation / obliviouscreation.tumblr.com
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
Treat yo’self.
Cast Member of the Month | Emilia Clarke
“Kristin Wigg parodied Khaleesi on The Tonight Show last spring. I bow at the altar of Kristen Wigg. I’m like ‘whose making fun of me? The funniest person in Hollywood? Good!’”
pathetic
get to know me meme: (4/5) favourite characters - men
Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I’m sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I’m gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums.
if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this
do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.
nature is amazing
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT
with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk
THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS
So whenever my hearing aids run out of battery, a deep-ass man’s voice goes off right next to my ear drum yelling “B A T T E R Y”, and, every time, without fail, giving me a minor heart attack.
And since my hearing aids aren’t synched for when I replace the battery, the left hearing aid will go off one afternoon, and I’ll know that the right one will go off the following night.
Yesterday afternoon, I replaced my left hearing aid battery.
Now it is tomorrow night. Now I sit, and I wait, for that monotone-ass motherfucker in my head to yell “BATTERY” in my ear, again leading to my gradual heart failure. It is only so long before my heart cannot take this repeated occurrence of panic.
I sit.
I wait.
He is coming.
this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game
100 LAYERS OF overwhelming sadness
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”
I… To be honest did not get that until now
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