i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

it's a new day + the sun rose + you're alive + you're alive + you're alive + your heart is beating + you're breathing + you're alive

When you ask if it was good for her too …

Awesome post, used to come across ladies like all the time in the early ‘90s during “nirvana-mania” as i like to call it. Too bad everybody #couldntfuckingstand my music because i sounded too much like Kurt! LOL, good times. BTW, i’m single and ready to mingle and i’ve got two #adopted adult children im raising up by myself, nothin’ goin on just looking for somebody to #hibernate with. I’ll take anybody but ladies that look like this r a PLUS!!! Ok, long post over. Time to go game.

Can’t believe Din Djarin fucked Yoda and made baby Yoda.

I know what I’m doing

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me

"i need to get this guy pregnant" ok and then what. are you going to settle down and start a family or will you choose to be a coward and walk out before meeting ur beloved child.what are you gonna do Huh? im grabbingyou by the shoulders and shaking you

Reblob 4 good Helsing lucc

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

Official Pussy Post

Me: It sounds crazy but I swear I can see Hozier everywhere, following me. Watching me. Haunting me

Them: You are overreacting. Just try to relax and enjoy the cafe

Me: Ok. Ok, I'll try

The cafe:

I scrolled and got jumpscared