Who needs life when you have the undead?

Just a doodle that took 5 days to finish  of Hearthstone from Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

Why did I do this

I’ve wanted to draw this for months, you have no idea…

Where’s Magnus when you need him?

magmus: i wish someone would write a poem about me ;)

alex: roses are red, violets are blue

alex: life is short and so are you

magnus: first of all-

magnus: the eagles won yesteday

alex: you watched the game?

magnus, covered in scratches: what game?

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different

@sodomymcscurvylegs

what is poetry if not the memes for our foremothers

alex: guess what? i have flaws.

alex: what are they? i sing in the shower. i cry during romantic comedies. i spend too much time volunteering-

magnus: alex you’ve killed me twice today already and it’s only 10am

alex: OKAY and OCCASIONALLY i’ll commit first degree murder. are you happy now?

alex: i swear to god if you dont shut your ass up i will do it

magnus: do…what?

alex:

I want a book about hearth, blitz, and inge going on adventures together I just think it’d be neat

Turns out inge is the focus of some Big Ol Prophecy so she goes to hearth (and therefore blitz) for help saving the world because “hearth I’ve barely left our neighborhood I don’t know how they expect me to run around the nine worlds fighting monsters???? Monsters??????”

And blitz is just standing in the background like “coolcoolcool do we have any normal friends? friends that aren’t the Chosen One?”

*Something bad happens and a monster appears*

Magnus (summoning the Sword of Summer): Jack plays us a tune.  

Let’s get some art up in here

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

this is the only addition to this post that i have genuinely laughed at

AU concept: Single dad Blitzen. Drunken accident, ended up hooking up with one of his girl best friends, got her pregnant, mom died somehow, he’s raising their daughter on his own

Well, as she gets around a year old, he starts realizing she’s deaf. And like he learned simple sign language (milk, more, all done, please, sorry) to communicate with her to help her convey her needs but now he needs to learn full out ASL so she can learn ASL so she can communicate and be in touch with the world. So he starts looking into night classes for ASL and either his mom or dad or his cousin Magnus babysit his daughter

This night school ASL teacher’s name is a deaf man named Hearthstone whose brother, Andiron helps with translating when someone gets just absolutely lost, even after Hearth writes on the board

tbh my 2019 goals are 1. to read the third mcga and toa books 2. to write more ff on my main acc 3. to write more aro fic on my side account what about you

i meant to put be more active too so yeah 4. be more active here