me on a date

date: did u like the movie??

me: i mean….it was good but not as good as captain america: the winter soldier (2014) directed by anthony and joe russo 

Basically I’m Gay

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

Big boy

remember that the ice princess from sharkboy and lavagirl ran so elsa could walk

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

wanna see me procrastinate until i don’t have enough time to finish my work and then have a mental breakdown? wanna see me do it again?