Doing The Bear Minimum

T h i c ceif

Sin

leave

Make me, you strange little moose man

IM TALLER THEN YOU

Still younger tho

you can’t call me little if i’m six inches taller then you

Please stop this tomfoolery on my post, thanks

stupid idiot bastard disorder (self diagnosed)

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

A confident young American Badger steps out on a hiking trail at a National Wildlife Refuge in Wyoming.

photograph by Tom Koerner | USFWS

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

Fellas is it gay to fall in love with another man and spend your life with him 🤔

I think that is the literal definition of gay

Literally any sort of media, whether in person or on the Internet: [contains the word ‘worm’

Me:

Canon that Tsuyu is literal perfectection. 

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

Like The Adventure Zone? Come to GDEX and see panels by Justin McElroy and Travis McElroy! Columbus, OH: Sept 29-Oct 1 🌿☂️🐻 (I’ll be doing panels and workshops there as well!! ❤️)

happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years 

Nickelodeon’s present to me for my sixth birthday was the best episode of Spongebob, how nice

When you have major depression and your friends force you to go out to party:

I laughed so ugly and so loud at this you have no idea

yoooohane