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Trashcan

@trashratmatt / trashratmatt.tumblr.com

Joseph Matt (20) currently hyperfixated on beetlejuice broadway and will personally maime beetlebabes shippers with my own two hands
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someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (20 years ago) and really doesn't want anyone to know about it:

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someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (200 years ago) and thinks that's the funniest thing they've ever heard:

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (2000 years ago) and is getting really tired of hearing it:

plot twist: they're all the same vampire

they're onto us boys

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is 37mbps enough to efficiently play wizard101

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I CAN’T EVEN EDIT A FUCKING PHOTO POST  D R A F T  WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING TEXT POST?????

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wow i fucking love it when i edited a photo post and tumblr turns it into a fucking text post

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me: picks up stardew vally again after 2 months me: remembers how much i love harvey me: gotta give this boy all the love he gets the golden pumpkin bc i love him

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Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

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d-structive

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

THIS IS THE SUPREME HORROR MOVIE IDEA

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yo can i just be real for a second like

for the last like five years i’ve been wearing 8-9 layers of fucking sports bras and god damn living my worst life trying to avoid mis-gendering and dysphoria, it was like, THE most unhealthy thing i’ve ever done

i worked today for the first time in my binder and

- I GOT DRESSED IN A NORMAL PEOPLE AMOUNT OF TIME??? IT DIDN’T TAKE ME 10-15 MINUTES TO CAREFULLY LAYER SHIT TO BIND LIKE I JUST SLIPPED THAT SHIT ON AND WAS DONE. WACKEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE - everyone addressed me as sir - i was actually have to comfortably move through the store at a brisk pace - i didn’t get out of breath when doing my heavy lifting for stock instantly and i had more energy than ever now that i could get more air into my chest - I CAN BREATHE??? - no pain at all ever again is a real bruh moment you feel me

its probably dumb to keep gushing about this on here but jesus christ it’s such a god damn relief that i was finally able to get one without my dad side eyeing me, my grandmother is the most supportive person in the world jesus christ i love her

im living my best life and it’s almost dizzying to look down and just see FLATNESS and NOTHINGLESS and just. looking normal. looking how i feel i should.

its literally fucking wild

im 20 god damn years old and im gushing like a middle-schooler right now but literally this just changed my whole ass daily life

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FINISHED THE SHIRT!!!

+ with jacket

+ trench I might use for whole being dead thing beej???

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This shirt is DESTROYING ME but it's coming along

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