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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle frowned sympathetically "Why don't you take a vacation dearie? Do something nice with your hair and travel someplace new. Take a break from statements and enjoy some fresh air. Maybe bring that Martin lad you like?"
He laughed humorlessly. “Elias never approves of vacations for archivists. That and Michael possibly finding me and bothering me…”
"Leave them both to me jonny love."
“Are you sure? It could be dangerous…”
"I don't mind a bit of danger Jonny love. I've seen my fair share of things that'd bring him to his knees."
“I’m more worried about what Michael could do to you. He’s quite dangerous… as is Elias.”
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear." Mrs tiggy-winkle noticed a yellow door in the wall
He groaned in annoyance. “I don’t want to deal with him right now…”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle knocked on the door and entered. A few minutes passed and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle emerged victorious and unscathed "There. He won't be bothering you." Micheal was cowering
“How?!?!?”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle frowned sympathetically "Why don't you take a vacation dearie? Do something nice with your hair and travel someplace new. Take a break from statements and enjoy some fresh air. Maybe bring that Martin lad you like?"
He laughed humorlessly. “Elias never approves of vacations for archivists. That and Michael possibly finding me and bothering me…”
"Leave them both to me jonny love."
“Are you sure? It could be dangerous…”
"I don't mind a bit of danger Jonny love. I've seen my fair share of things that'd bring him to his knees."
“I’m more worried about what Michael could do to you. He’s quite dangerous… as is Elias.”
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear." Mrs tiggy-winkle noticed a yellow door in the wall
He groaned in annoyance. “I don’t want to deal with him right now…”
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Batman the Animated Series sentence starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
- “All right, scum bucket, it’s you, me, and thirty stories. You’re gonna tell me exactly what I want to know.”
- “That’s one way to remove a splinter.”
- “I have this natural immunity against poisons, toxins, the pain and suffering of others. Go figure.”
- “I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace… someplace where a warm hand waits for mine.”
- “Last time we met, you tried to throw me off a building.”
- “If you think I’ve been bad news before…”
- “Old and infirm as you are, I’d trade a thousand of my frozen years for your worst day.”
- “What kind of a saboteur uses a six-thousand dollar Metronex to set a time bomb?”
- “I never counted on being happy.”
- “A strong mind can fuel a frail body.”
- “I need a new car.”
- “There’s no way you could have escaped from that explosion! How did you get out?”
- “I’m gettin’ too old for this.”
- “I suppose what they say is true: society is to blame. High society.”
- “Succumb to the fear!”
- “Gee, it’s amazing the things you find in people’s glove compartments.”
- “Children and guns do not mix. Ever.”
- “I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up!”
- “They’re not stupid, and it’s your party.”
- “Aren’t they just the cutest family you’ve ever seen?”
- “It’s midnight darling, time to unmask.”
- “It’s gonna be one of those nights.”
- “When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you.”
- “If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?”
- “You’ve got to admit there’s something between us.”
- “There’s always time to heal.”
- “I didn’t realize you’d taken up listening to rock and roll.”
- “Choosing a weekend date?”
- “I don’t believe in fate.”
- “An entire city screaming in fear. I wonder if we’ll be able to hear it.”
- “Some thought I’d gone mad. Others thought I always had been. And so they put me where they thought I belonged.”
- “Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no tales.”
- “This city would fall apart without you!”
- “I love that trick but I can never make it work.”
- “Taking up video games, are we?”
- “I hate it when he does that.”
- “You are strong… but not strong enough!”
- “They don’t make straight jackets like they used to. I should know.”
- “He’s not samurai. He’s NINJA. They’re spies and assassins. Their only code is to get the job done.”
- “A pixel is worth a thousand words.”
- “I am vengeance! I am the night!!”
- “And who says opera has to be boring?”
- “He always knew how to make an exit.”
- “Hey! Do I hit your kids? Oh, actually I do…”
- “Now boys, didn’t your mommies teach you that’s not the way to get a lady’s attention?”
- “Not the robot theory again.”
- “Freeze, maggots! You’re all under arrest!”
- “You said you’d never let me go home!”
- “What was she before she went bonkers?”
- “This used to be a beautiful street. Good people lived here once.”
- “‘Tis better to have loved and lost, and made a small profit, than never to have loved at all!”
- “Chance is everything. Whether you’re born or not, whether you live or die, whether you’re good or bad. It’s all arbitrary.”
- “But you’ve forgotten the first rule of comedy: if you have to explain the joke… THEN IT ISN’T FUNNY!”
- “I told you not to speak!”
- “Coming through! Hot stuff!”
- “The snow is beautiful, don’t you think? Clean, uncompromising…”
- “When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.”
- “What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you - breaking and entering is against the law.”
- “This could cause a stampede to pork.”
- “You really know how to put the fun in funeral.”
- “You ought to put your toys away.”
- “Would not, could not… would not, could not… oh, could not join the dance.”
- “Home. I never thought that could sound so good.”
- “Then I’ll see you in your nightmares!”
- “As the Bard said, "the fault lies not in our stars, but in ourselves.”“
- "You know what I’d have given for a death scene like this. Too bad I won’t get to read the notices.”
- “He’s a little protective of all this. I think he likes bats better than people.”
- “All your power and money has bought you an empire of misery.”
- “Don’t try this at home kids!”
- “I feel ill.”
- “Well, that was fun! Now, who’s for Chinese?”
- “You’re about to fall out of orbit.”
- “Why can’t he ever stay dead?”
- “They can bury me in the ground, as deep as they like. But I’ll grow back. We always grow back. Don’t we, baby?”
- “All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.”
- “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, 'cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
- “When the wage slaves start acting like they own the place, it’s time to pull the plug.”
- “I’ve been known to be foolish, but ain’t nobody calls me a liar and goes to bed happy.”
- “Since you don’t like my side-splitters, how 'bout a skull-splitter?”
- “This is kidnapping, mister! Last time I checked, it was highly illegal!”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle frowned sympathetically "Why don't you take a vacation dearie? Do something nice with your hair and travel someplace new. Take a break from statements and enjoy some fresh air. Maybe bring that Martin lad you like?"
He laughed humorlessly. “Elias never approves of vacations for archivists. That and Michael possibly finding me and bothering me…”
"Leave them both to me jonny love."
“Are you sure? It could be dangerous…”
"I don't mind a bit of danger Jonny love. I've seen my fair share of things that'd bring him to his knees."
“I’m more worried about what Michael could do to you. He’s quite dangerous… as is Elias.”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle frowned sympathetically "Why don't you take a vacation dearie? Do something nice with your hair and travel someplace new. Take a break from statements and enjoy some fresh air. Maybe bring that Martin lad you like?"
He laughed humorlessly. “Elias never approves of vacations for archivists. That and Michael possibly finding me and bothering me…”
"Leave them both to me jonny love."
“Are you sure? It could be dangerous…”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle frowned sympathetically "Why don't you take a vacation dearie? Do something nice with your hair and travel someplace new. Take a break from statements and enjoy some fresh air. Maybe bring that Martin lad you like?"
He laughed humorlessly. “Elias never approves of vacations for archivists. That and Michael possibly finding me and bothering me…”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
"It's fine Jonny love."
He sat down at the table. His hair had gotten long and had started graying. “I’ve been working way too hard lately.”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
"Tea time love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle got tea on the stove and some pastries in the oven.
He got up and stumbled into the kitchen. “I’m so sorry for falling asleep with you here. Usually I don’t fall asleep with anyone else around.”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
His laundry was dry and put away and Mrs tiggy-winkle was doing a crossword puzzle
He sat up a little more and rubbed his eyes. “What time is it?”
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Eleventh Doctor Starter Sentences
Send one for my muse’s reaction
- “I think I have earned the right to open my front doors any way I want.”
- “Nobody talk to me; Nobody human has anything to say to me today!”
- “I said you were the most beautiful thing I had ever known.”
- “He’s the one who broke the promise.”
- “Because every time you see them happy, you remember how sad they’re going to be… and it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later.”
- “Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.”
- “Fezzes are cool.”
- “Investigation? Who says I’m investigating? Do you think I’m going to start investigating just because some bird smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!”
- “No, I have a thing. It’s like a plan, but with more greatness.”
- “The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things or make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things.”
- “Because it’s a surprisingly accurate description!”
- “NEVER use force, you’ll just embarrass yourself. Unless you’re cross, in which case… always use force!”
- “It is not a snog box!”
- “Either you turn off your clever machine or I’ll blow you and you new paradigm into eternity.”
- “Didn’t anyone ever tell you? There’s one thing you never put in a trap. If you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there’s one thing you never, ever put in a trap.”
- “Brave words, Dick van Dyke.”
- “Geronimo!”
- “An ancient creature, drenched in the blood of the innocent… drifting in space through an endless shifting maze… for such a creature, death would be a gift.”
- “I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
- “Carrots?! Are you insane?!”
- “Yowzah!”
- “Pantophobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose, in that case.”
- “Yes, I am dying. You’ve been trying to kill me for centuries, and here I am, dying of old age. If you want something done, do it yourself.”
- “Stetsons are cool.”
- “Oh, why do you always have handcuffs?”
- “Still not ginger!”
- “How does anything get there? I’ve given up asking.”
- “I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before.”
- “Bow ties are cool.”
- “I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?”
- “Can you hear them? All these people who’ve lived in terror of you and your judgement. All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves, to you. Can you hear them singing?”
- “Well, it’s a big club, we should get T-shirts.”
- “Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.”
- “My journey is the same as yours, the same as anyone’s. It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but, at last, I know where I’m going, where I’ve always been going: Home, the long way ‘round.”
- “Safe? No! Of course you’re not safe! There’s about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world, but if you want to pretend you’re safe just so you can sleep at night, then, OK, you’re safe. But you’re not really.”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle went to the recorder "I know that's you listening Annabelle. Jonny needs rest. You leave him be."
Jon woke up hours later, feeling better and a little bit disoriented. “M… Martin?”
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Quotes from Firefly/Serenity Sentence Starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
- “Let’s go be bad guys!”
- “Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … ”
- “We’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
- "Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash.”
- “Like woman, I am a mystery.”
- “Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.”
- “Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.”
- “Well, maybe I’m not a fancy gentleman like you, with your … very fine hat. But I do business. We’re here for business.”
- “How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?”
- “Um, I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can…how do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”
- “Go to blackout! We’re being buzzed!”
- “Well, I guess death will solve the issue to everyone’s satisfaction.”
- “Everybody plays each other. That’s all anybody ever does. We play parts.”
- “Did something just fly off my gorram ship?”
- “You guys had a riot… on account of me? My very own riot?”
- “We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”
- “It’s been a big day, what with the abduction, and all.”
- “I’m not sure you’d be safe.”
- “Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano’s edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.”
- “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
- “Seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers.”
- “Maybe. Or maybe you’re exactly where you ought to be.”
- “Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?”
- “If you take sexual advantage of her, you will burn in a very special level of hell. The kind they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
- “Go play with your rainstick.”
- “Don’t make yourself sick.”
- “Mercy is the mark of a great man.”
- “I don’t suppose you’d find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation, and somewhat less… petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.”
- “You gonna give us what’s due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.”
- “I cannot abide useless people.”
- “Mmm. You missed a spot.”
- “Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything … ”
- “This is the place. We’ll buy you the time.”
- “Also? I can kill you with my brain.”
- “Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”
- “It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”
- “That’s why I never kiss ‘em on the mouth.”
- “I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns.”
- “I’ll be in my bunk.”
- “They don’t like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.”
- “Drunks are so cute.”
- “Going on a year now, nothins twixed my neathers not run on batteries.”
- “He’s not wildly interested in ingratiating himself with anyone, yet he’s very protective of his crew. It’s odd.”
- “How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different…than those did the slaughtering.”
- “The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary.”
- “I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
- “Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere.”
- “First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are.”
- “Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.”
- “Don’t you just love this party? Everything’s so fancy and they have some kind of hot cheese over there!”
- “I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go.”
- “I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.”
- “You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle.”
- “I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”
- “I aim to misbehave.”
- “Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano’s edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.”
- “Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.”
- “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.”
- “I cannot abide useless people.”
- “I I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.”
- “You are very much lacking in imagination.”
- "Call me if anyone interesting shows up.”
- “Very well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.”
- “This must be what going mad feels like.”
- “You don’t seem to be lookin’ at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine’s the nicest.”
- “Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?”
- “Someone’s carryin’ a bullet for you right now, doesn’t even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.”
- “If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. “
- “WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!”
- “I’ll do anything you want me to. You know how I can make you feel.”
- “I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”
- “Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back!”
- “Sorry to interrupt, folks, but y'all got something that belongs to us, and we’d like it back.”
- “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
- “I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.”
- “I’ve been out of the abbey two days, I’ve beaten a lawman senseless, I’ve fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I’m not even sure if I think he was wrong.”
- “In the maiden’s home, I heard talk of men who weren’t pleased with their brides…”
- “Got your next heist planned?”
- “It’s good to be home.”
- “She still has the advantage over us.”
- “Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”
- “Yeah, but she’s our witch.”
- “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
- “Can you stop her from bein’ so cheerful?”
- “How did your brain even learn human speech?”
- “Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!”
- “You are such a boob.”
- “You don’t need strength as much as speed. We’re fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin.”
- “Your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.”
- "You guys always bring me the very best violence. ”
- “Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.”
- “We got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss.”
- “I’m assumin’ y'all were listenin’? Did you hear us fight?”
- “I… I threw up on your bed.”
- “I swallowed a bug.”
- “I’m… trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just… it’s not coming.”
- “It sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.”
- “Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.”
- “I said you’re a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?”
- “You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?”
- “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
- “Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”
- “You were truthful back in town. These are tough times. A man can get a job, he might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours… well… then he has a choice.”
- “So you had to be naked?”
- “So… are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?”
- “Just keep walkin’, preacher-man.”
- “We crashing again?”
- “No power in the verse can stop me.”
- “I know something ain’t right.”
- “‘Course, there’re other schools of thought.”
- “Can’t miss a place you’ve never been.”
- “Tell me I’m pretty.”
- “Physical appearance doesn’t matter so terribly. You look for compatibility of spirit. There’s an energy about a person that’s difficult to hide.You try to feel that.”
- “Can we fly somewhere with a beach?”
- “What gives you the right to put her in a dangerous situation like this?”
- “I think I’ve been kidnapped.”
- “Money wasn’t good enough.”
- “Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.”
- “Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?”
- “See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.”
- “What was that?”
- “Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.”
- “Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”
- “You save his gorram life, he still takes the cargo.”
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
Mrs. Tiggy-WInkle gave him a quilt and tucked him in
He fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Truth be told, he couldn’t remember the last time he truly slept.
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Mrs Tiggy-winkle is currently scrubbing Jon’s laundry
Jon sighed. “You don’t have to do my laundry, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. I’m quite capable of doing that myself.” There were holes and suspicious looking stains on a majority of his shirts.
“Now now Jonny love you just rest and relax. Take care of yourself. I’ll take care of the wash and the mending.”
“You sure? I don’t want to put you out because of my laundry.” Jon was a little nervous.
"Oh think nothing of it Jonny love. If I let some dirty laundry put me out I wouldn't be much of a laundress now would I?" she smiled and chuckled before continuing with the laundry "I do wish you'd take better care of your clothes though lovey."
“It’s not my fault…” Jon pouts.
“I know lovey.”
He looked exhausted. He was messing with the ever present tape recorder.
Mrs Tiggy-Winkle went over and removed the recorder “No work for you Jonny love. You need to rest.”
“I don’t think that thing ever stops recording…” He looked at the laundress. “It doesn’t require batteries anymore.”
“Hm.” She took it to another room and grabbed a cannister of salt using it to make a circle around the tape recorder.
“What are you doing?”
“It records on its own. That means ghosts. And I don’t want any ghosts bugging you while you rest Jonny love.”
He smiled a little. “It’s an old pagan thing, isn’t it?”
"You're too smart for me Jonny love." Mrs Tiggy-Winkle smiled and chuckled
He chuckled. “Read plenty of books about the occult and pagan practices mostly to cross reference statements.”
"A well-read lad. Good."
He yawned. He got comfortable on the chair. “All I need is one good night of sleep…”
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Full House Sentence Starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
- “Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?”
- “Why thank you!”
- “Don’t say it if you don’t mean it.”
- “No way, Jose!”
- “She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.”
- “We have this thing here in America called a restraining order”
- “I guess we’re not as old as we thought we were, are we now”
- “You don’t have to be hip and cool. You’re spick and span.”
- “I hope you’re not offended. But if you are, that’s her father over there.”
- “Darling, I just hope you are alright. But if you are alright, I’ll kill you.”
- “You got it, dude.”
- “The baby’s sleeping like a baby.”
- “ Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown’s face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?”
- “I’m just cleaning my rubber gloves.”
- “She had the most incredible hypnotic eyes, the face of an angel, the most amazing body.”
- “You got a bad attitude.”
- “I can’t have chicken pox, I’m immune.”
- “That’s not a big problem. A big problem is like… well… if your butt fell off.”
- “You’ve been in toon-town for 2 days. Now, start acting like a human being.”
- “Cut. It. Out!”
- “Talk to me.”
- “You’re immune to common sense.”
- “Disco will never die.”
- “Shame on you!”
- “Duh!”
- “You should take a drive through a car wash without your car.”
- “I’m stuck in a room full of eggheads. They’re worse than eggheads, they’re omelette-heads!”
- “Well, pin a rose on your nose.”
- “Oh, puh-lease!”
- “How rude!”
- “Don’t shake your head. Your story’s read. It’s time for bed. To bed, I said.”
- “I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you… Only you’re not joining in.”
- “Jail break!”
- “Now you can have ice cream and chocolate milk, no cookies.”
- “Elvis never made one golf movie.”
- “Boy, this is gonna be a fun night.”
- “Tell me something I don’t know!”
- “This kid has been walking for three days and you haven’t stopped taping her. I’ll feel sorry for her when she starts potty training.”
- “She was choking on a bad piece of cheese, so I gave her the Hoover maneuver and sucked it out of her.”
- “‘Sorry.’ 'Sorry.’ 'Sorry’ doesn’t change the fact that my chicken tetrazzini is ruined!”
- “I had a traumatic experience with squash once. I ate one.”
- “Aw, nuts!”
- “Have mercy!”
- “You gotta be kidding.”
- “A telescope that can only see your face?”
- “I think you’re a little mixed up.”
- “We never clean at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out.”
- “Yeah, well I bet you won’t be getting surprised tonight.”
- “You can’t buy my vote… but you can rent it for an hour.”
- “I’ll stay home and watch public television.”
- “Why am I not surprised?”
- “Whoa, Baby!”
- “Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?”
- “Oh, mylanta!”
- “I tried, and I failed. I’m just glad I figured this out now, and not when I’m 46.”
- “Hey, you had your adventure and now I’m going to have mine”
- “Watch the hair!”
- “You. Are. Not. Welcome!”
- “I am stoked! Whatever that means.”
- “Who wants white meat? Scratch the white meat. We have dark meat and really dark meat.”
- “You have the brain of a paramecium.”
- “I am not and I’m telling you said that.”
- “Hey, I thought we were going out for ice cream.”
- “I need that cake!”
- “You’re in big trouble, mister.”
- “You can keep the drums, but the sticks have got to go.”
- “Like on 'Oprah!’ People married to two people at the same time… oh my god, They are a botanist!”
- “Happy birthday to me!”
- “That’s not funny.”
- “I will never die”
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How Intimidating Am I?
- Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
- Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
- Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
- Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
- Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
- Send 🐯 for very intimidating
- Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”
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