my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

the answer may shock you

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

dont let her be forgot, guys.

Leelah can’t be forgotten. Ever.

Always in my ♥ heart ♥

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

He need some milk

Here’s an Otocolobus manul – nature’s Grumpy Cat – discovering a camera trap outside it’s den. Camera traps are used by biologists to lean about rare animals’ behavior, abundance, and health – just by setting up a solar-powered camera with a motion trigger. No physical trapping necessary.

O. manul (also known as Pallas’s cat) is about the size of a house cat, but you’ll notice has round pupils instead of slits. It lives in western China and the steppes of Central Asia.

You’d think that Pallas’s cat would rule the internet by now - but there aren’t too many photos of them because they are both rare and shy. The IUCN lists them as near-threatened. Just another reason to support species conservation!

You can see the whole video – posted Scarce Worldwide – here.

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

diner: entered

dollars: ready

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

what’s new: pussycat

its not: unusual

WE ARE FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE SALT AND PEPPER DINER

@the-waffle-house-official how do you feel about this?

Brand Vale

Ok, so say we of the brand community made a Night Vale parody. It would take place it this abandoned spooky Supermarket or Mall or something where all our products can be found. Today’s topic, “Are we sentient, or are we all just demonically possessed products?”.

Reblog with who you think should play what Night Vale role in this hypothetical parody.

To start, I nominate @the-waffle-house-official as Cecil Baldwin

Other roles to be decided:

Five-headed Dragon Old Woman Joesy Carlos Mayor Sheriff Secret Police And any others you can think of

I am… Steve carlsberg.

Can I be Old Woman Josie?

I am definitely the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house

Sorry, @jolly-rancher-unofficial has that role covered. I appreciate your enthusiasm though, and we still need a sheriff if your interested? If not, there are plenty of other roles available!

Then the secret police if that role isn't taken! )^o^(

Brand Vale

Ok, so say we of the brand community made a Night Vale parody. It would take place it this abandoned spooky Supermarket or Mall or something where all our products can be found. Today’s topic, “Are we sentient, or are we all just demonically possessed products?”.

Reblog with who you think should play what Night Vale role in this hypothetical parody.

To start, I nominate @the-waffle-house-official as Cecil Baldwin

Other roles to be decided:

Five-headed Dragon Old Woman Joesy Carlos Mayor Sheriff Secret Police And any others you can think of

I am… Steve carlsberg.

Can I be Old Woman Josie?

I am definitely the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house