Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.

Fic: 100 Days

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Fandom: Triple Frontier

Ship: Frankie Morales x Jay ‘Lady’ Ray (OFC) **Series masterlist**

Warnings: Drug abuse mentioned, shame, feelings of inadequacy, family life, first time sex after baby, cunnilingus, lactation kink, body issues, PiV sex, squirting, sweet talk, having to be quiet during sex, multiple orgasms, tell me if I missed something.

Words: 4,647

Summary: Frankie gets his 100 days chip and Jay knows how to celebrate that.

A/N: @apascalrascal and I have talked about this for a long time and she basically wrote half of the original idea, how their first time sex after having Bianca would be like, so shoutout to her!

Taglist: @amneris21 @apascalrascal @kikis-writing-world @lovesbiggerthanpride @mswarriorbabe80 @pazizz @paulalikestuff @rambling-in-purple (let me know if you want in)

TESSA THOMPSON plays with puppies

@apascalrascal

He’s gotta get reimbursed, Steve

Javi and Steve in 1x03 The Men of Always

Daily drawing 9 aug 2022

Gregory

Did not expect to spend my day crying over a gargoyle named Gregory but here we are

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

i think when ur mutals w someone tumblr should put a little heart next to their url ♥︎ bcz like........thats the love of my life

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

If you can watch the last few minutes of Vincent and the Doctor without bawling you and I are not the same

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

Kronk is the best hands down.

Kronk is worth the entire movie. Watch the Emperor’s New Groove for Kronk.

20 INT

5 WIS

I once heard someone say Kronk was an idiot for forgetting which wine had the poison at the beginning of the movie when he and Yzma attempt to “poison” Kuzco because he had gotten distracted by the spinach puffs.

I would have forgotten. You would have forgotten. Yzma, the supposed “smart one” between them would have forgotten.

Kronk’s solution? Mix ALL the wine, and then tell Yzma not to drink it!

When Kronk first “met” Pacha and lost Kuzco, and tried to catch up to him, only to meet him later and said he “looked familiar”? 

Tell me, would you be able to recognize someone if you only saw a profile of them, from a distance, in a crowded area?

After the chase scene, and Yzma and Kronk somehow make it back before Kuzco and Pacha. Even Yzma doesn’t know how they made it back first, and Kronk pulls this map out of the sky that tracked where they were.

“Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”

Kronk is the best thing to happen to this movie.

A bit of a tangent, maybe - but IMO, nobody except Patrick Warburton could’ve made this character work.

Warburton’s performing voice has a certain… I dunno what to call it (timbre? Pitch?) that sits right on the knife’s-edge between “Actually that stupid” and “sarcastically pretending to be that stupid”. You can assume it’s either, depending on what you personally think works best for any given scene, any given joke, or any given line.

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.

ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things