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harryisland

it took ABBA 35 years to reunite and if you think I’ll sit here and wait 35 years for one direction to do the same you’re dead right

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a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

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ororosmunroe

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

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tourist in a horror movie: wow i better visit this ancient temple and just fuck around real stupid
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cityelf

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

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