Be honest… You’ve gotta do both 😘 PS: If you like, just dm me… I might answer if you tryhard einough ❤😘

It would be a dream come true for me!

You can check out my original caps at awesomeabbeygirl.tumblr.com!

Every night!

Omg yes!!! All the time!!!

REALLY DAMN QUICK RAFFLE BECAUSE IT GOT LITERALLY NO ATTENTION ON DEVIANTART…

Also thank you to all my followers that have stuck with me through a bit of a rough patch, not ready to draw nsfw yet but if you’ve got an oc you want drawn then give me a follow and a reblog and you might win it :D

Who would “like” this?🤣

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Getting popular in the office

A quick m2f caption of a wish to be popular…:

Sandy always wished he was popular at work. He was just seen as that office drone in accounts who, if you had a problem with you finances, he’d pop into your office, spot the mistake and then be waved back to his back-office without even a nod of the head.

So Sandy just wished to be popular and that’s when the gods took pity on him.

New Sandi was soooo popular! She barely had time to get to an office, get to her knees and blow a guy before the phone in her purse was already ringing with her next appointment. Not that the guys really knew her as Sandi, she was “Blow-job Sandi” to them and occasionally, for the managers, “Bend over the Desk Sandi”. But man, she was popular!

(If you like this, reblog my story so others can see - and follow me! You’ll get more great content that way)

As some of you beautiful humans are aware I hit 100 followers recently, and I wanna do a raffle for you, BECAUSE I’M SUCH A LOVELY PERSON.

TO ENTER.

1. Follow (I like gaining followers, get’s me aroused.)

2. Reblog this post (Reblogs mean I get more followers and we already discussed that)

3. Wait until the end of August (I’ve got a busy fuckin august and highly appreciate your dear patience)

(I don’t like to gloat but I’m giving away 200 dollars worth of art on this raffle, so if I don’t get famous I’m going to have words with you plebs, (I’m joking I love you all))

A FEW NOTES

I AM SHIT AT DRAWING ANIMALS, YES FURRIES THAT MEANS YOU. I can try, but I can’t compensate for both your disappointment and my embarrassment (I can draw tentacle monsters but that’s a different story))

I’d rather the sequence be male to female, not like male or female to fluffy animal, but again I will try if you are adamant but you have been warned. (I accept female to male)

I look forward to hearing from you.

Well, if I can get some more of yout stuff for free, it would be nice.

PLEASE REBLOG

I keep on telling them, it doesn’t matter how I look! I’m still one of the guys.

Yes, that witch’s curse has changed my body to be identical to the last model I made a sexist comment about, but that doesn’t change anything. I’m still wearing plaid shirts and knocking back beers at the bar. They needn’t treat me any different just because I’m prettier than anyone they’ve ever dated and with a bust that makes all the girls in hooters jealous when we go in for wings.

Nothing has changed. At all. I wish they would stop staring at me, and undressing me with their eyes.

Nothing has changed! There’s no reason why I’ve started to wear lower-necklines on my shirts. There’s no reason why I’m finding any excuse to touch their forearms, their biceps, even their thighs. There’s no reason that I’m out every night, trying to see if they’ll drink enough to have enough nerve to make a pass at me… or I’ll drink enough so that the nagging idea that I really want to take them into the alleyway behind the bar and see if I can suck them all dry becomes reality.

I don’t want to do that. Nothing has changed. I don’t want that.

What do I want? 

Well, if you’re asking, I’d love another drink.

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