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only what I’ve been chasing my entire life…

fucking the apartment guide website and they roll over and ask me this

HOT PRIEST & FLEABAG — S02E03, Fleabag (2016-2019)

this scene was so …. good. like people who don’t watch it don’t understand how freaky and funny and sad it is that they understand each other so well that he SEES when she starts disassociating/talking to us her imaginary audience that she talks her most inner dialogue too. that they should be perfect for each other but it still somehow didn’t work.

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

Got some new mushrooms for my wall.

painted my first love thorin oakenshield

A red fox snacking on a plum.

FREDERIC DESMETTE / BIOSPHOTO / MINDEN PICTURES

I have eaten the plums

which you left on the vine to ripen

forgive me

they were perfectly ripe

and I am a fox

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

As a lich, you have survived for millennia by not drawing anyone’ attention as you life a quiet, peaceful life in your very remote manor. Then one day a deity appears before you and says, “Look, we’ve run out of villains for the heroes to fight, so stop lazing about and do something evil NOW!”

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG