some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows

and then Eris threw the apple of Discourse, inscribed “to the least problematic,” into the feast 

Me: Come over

Rosie: I don’t know…

Me: I got a lovely love seat

Rosie:

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

“can you do the intro for us….?”

B-bapies

“Welcome to watch mojo-”

Tom and Jacob:

michelle kingdom, ‘in spite of everything’, 2016

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

musical vs. movie cat comparisons so you can witness the horrible fate these characters got

Villanelle + iconic one-liners

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed

JUST GO TO THE DS SETTINGS AND CHANGE THE TIME SMH YALL R SO DUMB

please don’t lie to isabelle

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

i’m screaming???

ME