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Quality French memes™ :
This is never not funny
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
trying out passwords
@yuurinikiforov THIS IS EVEN MORE RELA T E D TO YOY
This is a 2000% accurate depiction of me. Accept my whole apartment. Not just a wall.
This is what my new place is going to look like once I get everything fixed up
AHAHAH C'EST PARFAIT
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
yes
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!
I was tagged by @captaintrashdrarry, I love youuuuuuuuu <3
1: Are you named after someone? No but my name has lots of historical references.
2: When was the last time you cried? Oh maybe a month ... I was reading a fic and since i’m crying for every little sad things ...
3: Do you like your handwriting? NO ! My handwriting is so ugly ... but I write fast so it’s okay
4: What is your favourite lunch meat? Beef
5: Do you have kids? No and I don’t like kids x)
6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably not ... or maybe I would date myself, idk ! xD
7: Do you use sarcasm? Way too often
8: Do you still have your tonsils? Yes
9: Would you bungee jump? Actually I did it already ! It was in South Africa, 3 years ago and it was AWESOME !!!!!
10: What is your favourite kind of cereal? Muesli maybe ... I don’t really eat cereals
11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes, always ! Because I tie them tight
12: Do you think you’re a strong person? Yes *drop mic*
13: What is your favourite ice cream? Ever, ever? Vanilla, I know : too classic
14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Their eyes
15: What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Maybe my eyebrows ...
16: What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Right now I don’t have any of that :P
17: What are you listening to right now? The original soundtrack of Black Sails (awesome series)
18: If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Light blue
19: Favourite smell? Rain
20: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My grandma
21: Favourite sport to watch? Tennis and football (soccer) even thought I enjoy watching pretty much every sport (maybe not curling ...)
22: Hair colour? Light brown
23: Eye colour? Blue
24: Do you wear contacts? Nope but I do wear glasses
25: Favourite food to eat? OMG can I say everything ? I love eating !! But I particularly appreciate pizza :D
26: Scary movies or comedy? None
27: Last movie you watched? Thirst, a great korean movie
28: What colour of shirt are you wearing? I don’t wear one right now but 90% of the time it’s black
29: Summer or winter? Summer because I can’t bear it when it’s too cold !
30: Hugs or kisses? Can’t I have both ? ;)
31: What book are you currently reading? Motel blues, one of the funniest book I’ve ever read ! It’s the story of a British who was born in America and who does a road trip across the US to find the places he went when he was little.
32: Who do you miss right now? My family and friends because I can’t see them as much as I would like, but I speak to them very often so it’s not that bad !
33: What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have one but when I was little it used to be a Diddle one ... (hush don’t judge, I was young)
34: What is the last TV program you watched? Top Chef ... and it’s stupid because after that I’m hungry for the rest of the night ...
35: What is the best sound? The sound of rain falling on the leaves (I’m quite the romantic type xD)
36: Rolling stones or The Beatles? Rolling stones
37: What is the furthest you have ever travelled? Indonesia, Bali, was the furthest I think !
38: Do you have a special talent? Is annoying people a special talent ?
39: Where were you born? Paris !
Well now I need to tag someone but I don’t have many friends on Tumblr (nor in real life xDDD) ... OH : @nicolaslekoala, my saviour ! (you don’t have to, don’t worry) <3
So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.
To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts
Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?”
Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.”
Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?”
Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.”
Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.”
Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.”
Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?”
Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.”
Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.”
“You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” “What, the molten rock?” “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” “Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”
Sounds like the “Damned” trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.
“And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?”
“Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.”
“Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?”
“… well, actually…”
“… what?”
“…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..”
“…”
“…”
“…what?”
“we sent-”
“no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?”
“y-yeah”
“and they didn’t… die?”
“Well the first few did”
“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”
My new favorite Humans are Weird quote
“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?”
aka The History of Russia
aka Arctic Exploration
aka The History of Alaska
‘But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements.’
‘Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoples’ brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling pumice.’
‘ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn’t build there again.’
‘…well…’
‘Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?’
‘In our defence it hasn’t actually done it since.’
‘What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you’re at least vaguely sensible about those.’
‘Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better.’
People are amazing…
DID SOMEONE SAY ＳＰＡＣＥ ＡＵＳＴＲＡＬＩＡ
OKAY BUT COOKING CLASS AND ALSO ADAPTABILITY
“…and this is where the kids learn to coo-”
*alien gasps, rushes forward, and snatches a butter knife from a student* “OH MY STARS DON’T TOUCH THAT”
“Dude, give it back! I still need that!”
*alien is dumbfounded so student sighs, takes it, and goes back to what they were doing*
“Sir? Why did you-”
“THE PUBESCENT HUMAN HAD A SHARP IMPLEMENT ARE YOU INSANE”
“…that’s a butter knife. Not dangerous at all unless you do a stupid and run it over your tongue repeatedly or something”
“YOU HAVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTTING IMPLEMENTS READILY AVAILABLE TO YOUR YOUNG?!”
“Well, yeah! How else are they supposed to learn how to use them properly?”
*INCOHERENT ALIEN SCREAMING*
“DUDE LET US CONCENTRATE I DON’T WANNA SPILL THE BATTER”
〜〜〜〜〜〜
“Ma! Da! I’m home!”
“Hello, human. Your elder relatives are currently in the backyard, shoveling the sn-”
“Thanks, spaceman!”
“Wait, you musT BUNDLE UP IT IS LESS THAN 20 FAHRENHEITS OUT THE-”
“Spaceman I just got back from a much colder retreat thingy I’ll be fine”
“YOU NEED MORE THAN A “T-SHORT” AND “SHORTS” I SWEAR TO THE STARS”
JUST WAIT TILL THEY SEE ALL THE STUPID CHALLENGE VIDEOS LOKE THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE AND SHIT XDDD
dude
wait until
the OLYMPICS.
TRIATHOLONS
DECATHOLONS
THE FREAKOUT POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
I want to know how they’ll handle the many different ways WATER can kill you
Honestly, the basic human trait is that when someone says, “YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” we say, “WATCH ME.”
Okay so I promised the cutie @ship-on-ice that I’ll do a rec on SNK fics, so here it is ! I didn’t discover hidden treasures but still ;)
Ereri
Okay so this is the end. I wanted to do an Eruri rec too but this one is already too long and I have more Eruri fic to rec. Anyway, there’s some well-known fic on this and some not so well known. Hope you like everything (and @ship-on-ice, once your exams are done, you can start reading ;) ).
OOOOOOOh !! It’s heeeeere !!!! Love you @kagehinatrashshipper <3
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
OH MY GOD THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET
AH AH AH AH ! Had to repeat 5 times to get it :’D
There are 5 types of fear
1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. Username or password is incorrect 5. “We need to talk”
FIRST! The inner flap:
oh dear indeed…
some people crayons are jerks.
:’(
:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))
i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it
i lovethis so much
It’s raining on my face.
This is so beautiful.
what if the first time yuuri tell victor he loves him, he says it in russian?
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
