ominous juggling

me: h-

a thousand neurotypicals descending upon me like buzzards: you talk too formal, too casual, too quiet, too loud, too weird, too monotone, too emotionless, too emotional, too–

me: *doesn’t talk*

neurotypicals:

Im bi wich means my taste in m/f ships is good

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

eevee + curry

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

“let’s get down to business to kinkshame werewolves”

I’d say that’s surprisngly on brand, but lets be honest, it’s the opposite of my brand.

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

hot take i know its fun to joke about it because how school systems have treated us all poorly and made us out to believe that we are stupid but none of you are stupid. none of you are stupid. there are so many types of intelligence and just because yours isnt the one that lets you excel in a broken system that doesnt mean youre stupid

Made a flag for our Guinea Pigs new home. “Guinea City”

from /r/vexillology Top comment: There are literally 3 countries called guinea… and you used the flag… of *wales*

My brain is literally broken to section off traumatic memories and scary emotions and yet it won’t section off the memory of me saying something embarrassing to my crush that one time? Bullshit

color palette meme: clara oswald + night vineyard

- requested by @suibianbichen

requested by anxious-barnacle