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skylar | 18 | he/him
i mean, heaven's kinda overrated, so
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hey...

follow @skylarlovett for actual for real new content and rbs 

sorry for posting this like 3 times but yeah

the fact htat this has 10 notes but i can only literately see one like on it is really funny to me. who are the others. its 2am

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also another reminder to follow my new blog @skylarlovett bc i am posting new art there and reblogging posts YUH

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follow my new blog @skylarlovett or youre a bitch

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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

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i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

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the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

always

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baileyfable

happy lesbian visibility day

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life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

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wizzardhat

Love when artists put “reblogging for the morning crowd!” “Reblogging for the weekend crowd!” in the tags to justify reblogging their own art. But lets not lie to ourselves anymore. Im reblogging for the exact same crowd i just need them to know i mean business. Im reblogging for the didn’t take a hint the first time crowd. Reblogging for the crowd that needs to understand i spent 20 hours on this.

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its soooo funny that all artists ran from tumblr to twitter when even with the shitty nsfw filter implemented tumblr is still vastly superior as a platform for posting art than yknow the website that deep fries your images and then crops them to a tiny rectangle and has no functioning tag system to the point that if someone has a key phrase in their handle all of their posts show up in the search

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lastvalyrian

still to this day I have no idea why you would publish or consume art on twitter

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prokopetz

Translating video game pitches:

“platformer“

  • the player character can jump
  • not OSHA compliant

“exploration“

  • tells you that you can go anywhere
  • is 100% lying

“soulslike”

  • the player character’s attack animations have a lot of end lag
  • dodge roll button

“metroidvania”

  • at some point you use a thing to open a door
  • backtracking

“with roguelike elements”

  • there’s a penalty for dying
  • something, somewhere is randomly generated

“tactical”

  • something happens on a grid
  • that’s literally it

“story rich”

  • has great music
  • “skip cutscene” button is useless because 100 dialogue boxes in a row technically isn’t a cutscene

“hardcore”

  • poorly documented
  • found one good gimmick and beat it to death with a stick

“casual”

  • the publisher thinks girls would like it
  • uses either exactly one colour or all of them at once

“RPG”

  • numbers

Do “tactical shooters” involve grids?

Adding “shooter” to the end of any other genre makes it a completely different genre. “Shooter” exists in its own little island ecosystem, and the “shooter” versions of various genres resemble their non-”shooter” counterparts only by dint of convergent evolution.

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