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Bad Bob Zimmermann did not win the Stanley Cup to get called a heterosexual
Now the question is when he joins Jack at pride and comes out is his new nickname Bi Bob or Bad Bi Zimmermann?
You know you make an excellent point… Personally I would think his actual nickname would stay the same, but at Pride they would wear matching shirts that say Bi 1 and Bi 2
kent parson has a reputation of being almost like a vegas cryptid. people will talk about the time kent parson thought they looked sad and let them vent to him for an hour or that time they saw kent parson give his flannel and sunglasses to a stray cat. theres also people swearing that kent parson challenged them to a burger eating contest. one person said he asked if they liked ducks and when they said yes he said “hold this for me” then gave them a duckling and walked away. he came back after five minutes, said thanks, then retrieved the duckling and left without explanation.
the blank version :)
bitty makes jack a playlist
at their last kegster, ransom and holster clear the floor, turn on “i’ve had the time of my life,” and do the dance from dirty dancing
When @mkaybuddy!!! approached me for a painted portrait of Chris Chow and mentioned that they hc him as trans, and would like to see a nod to that, and to him being a Sharks fan in the portrait I was like YES. ABSOLUTELY. 100% ON BOARD. Obviously the logical conclusion was Chowder playing FOR the Sharks and sporting pride tape + the trans flag on his mask >.> Anyway it was such.a. delight. to draw Chowder living the dream <3 SO thank you dude, I loved working on this <3 My other Check, Please! FanArt My Commish Info
wow can you believe nurseydex is canon now
Bitty is the imaginary friend of both Ransom and Holster. They willed him into reality through the power of friendship. He fears checking because he’s not used to being corporeal.
This part is just so fucking sweet oh my god
Listen. I firmly believe the Falconers play “the floor is lava”
After every practice, Georgia groups everyone up for announcements, and at the end she says calmly: “the floor is lava” and twenty grown men are clamoring to the nearest climbable object, shoving each other and kicking.
In a small gas station during a long roadie, someone from somewhere in the store shouts “the floor is lava!” and ten seconds later there’s two shelves down and Jack is apologizing to a tired manager while sitting on the cashier counter, not touching the floor
During lunch in the dining area, Jack sits with Tater, Snowy, Marty, Thirdy, Guy, and Poots. They’re talking idly and quietly, guy says “so, you hear about the floor?” Jack and Marty groan, Tater grins, Poots braces for it. “it’s apparently lava” guy finishes.
There’s food knocked to the floor as Guy just continues eating his lunch like nothing.
They’ve broken two chairs, a coffee table, Jacks wrist, and a lamp.
dark ngoziu give us tater’s tiny but invincible mother
Nursey had never written poetry. He’s just been drawing comics with stick figures in his journals.
me, forcing myself to ask for help, hands trembling, voice shaking: im not feeling so good my sweet dude *finger guns*
