girl what the fuck is this

no, I get it

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

beefcake craig

delightful news everypony

it genuinely is about the he said she said bullshit

Who up greasing they xeno?

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

where is garth brooks alter ego chris gaines when the world needs him most

how could you guys lets this incredibly specific and niche joke flop... it's like nobody wants to reblog anything about country singer garth brooks having an alter ego named chris gaines anymore

oh my god a mere 3 weeks later....

Oh shit this is real

why would i lie about something this serious

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BEANS TO GET MY PACKAGE DELIVERED FASTER.

*BEAMS

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BE NICE TO ME.

hey everyone i am going for a quick sleep! can you look after my ice cream while i’m gone? thanks!

what the fuck

op didn't tell us to watch the cone, rookie mistake

dude show some cum passion :/

this is so damn funny