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Why Am I Still On Here?

@abergater

Call me Abe! :-D Memes are also good yes yes.
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Murphy is autistic. His special interest is Quidditch, he uses frequent body movements as a form of stimming (talking with his hands and such) and he’s hyperverbal thanks for coming to my ted talk

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can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

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zzazu

i want a QR code on my gravestone that just plays this video when you scan it.

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Imagine this: Johnny waking up Dallas because there’s a dog in the yard and he wants him to come pet it with him

I feel like this could go two ways… like this:

…or this:

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golden-dally
Johnny: *Munching some fries.*
Dally, crying slightly: You ask for so little but deserve so much.
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Johnny: Dallas is real gallant Pony! just look at him!

Dallas, while scrambling into a trash can trying to look for this dead rat he saw and accidentally tipping it over and dumping everything on him while his limbs flail wildly: FUCKASS BITCH SHIT PISS MO THERCUCKER SON OF AN AAAA-

Johnny: such a gentleman…

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golden-dally
Jally's kid: I'm moving to the attic.
Dallas: Why would you wanna do that? It so small up there.
Jally's kid: Well, dad said you lived in a closet growing up.
Dallas: Johnny!
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Final Day of Inktober! Hope everyone has a happy Halloween!!!

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other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

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humunanunga

Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.

Hey, do me a solid and really pass this on. Please give this lots of notes, thanks.

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speedoweedo

on a list of dumb shit i know:

  • the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
  • elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
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ndiecity

What else?

  • the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
  • He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
  • foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
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uwaks

based on another headcanons post that i’m too lazy to find

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The Outsiders is like the most heartbreaking Jally fanfiction I’ve ever read.

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4th of July Headcanons

 Had to jump on the band wagon

  • Two-bit buying illegal fireworks
  • And then setting his pants on fire accidentally
  • Steve constantly yelling ‘Murica’
  • Ponyboy writing poems about america and fireworks
  • Steve daring Sodapop to set off a firework in the house
  • Darry smacking Steve upside the head for telling Soda to do such a stupid dare
  • And then smacking Sodapop upside the head for even thinking about it
  • Two-bit singing ‘Firework’ Every. Five. Minutes
  • Hey, Sodapop, I’d start a revolution for your number.  ‘Steve omygod shut up’
  • Mr. and Mrs. Curtis taking them to see the fireworks every year
  • Johnny really loves the fireworks and loves all the colors
  • Surprisingly, Dally likes them too. He mostly brushes it off and pretends to be uninterested but he really loves watching them go off and seeing all the colors.
  • Darry taking the boys to see the fireworks to keep the tradition alive (even if his parents aren’t) even if it makes him sad to know that his parents wouldn’t be joining them
  • Dallas crying when he sees the fireworks for the first time after Mr. and Mrs. Curtis die
  • Johnny bringing a photo of Mr. and Mrs. Curtis along every year so ‘they can see em’ too’
  • Ponyboy especially likes the blue ones
  • Two-bit throwing tea into the fountain at the park
  • The boys making a chocolate cake and decorating it with berries and whipped cream to look like a flag
  • Darry barbecuing like a good dad
  • Two-bit bringing little flags for everyone to wave around when the fireworks go off
  • Steve being decked out in read white and blue gears
  • Inviting The Shepard Outfit along to watch the fireworks
  • Johnny jumps at the fireworks sometimes, but only the ones that are just noise (Yes, those are things.)
  • Dallas hugging Johnny to his side whenever he gets really scared
  • Two-bit brings along his sister
  • Steve and Sodapop make pop-sicles
  • The boys over all love The Fourth Of July, especially when they are together

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!

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