whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater
like what's wrong? are you bothered because i'm having a conversation that doesn't involve you? mad because i have shit to say? jealous because i'm interesting and sexy enough to hold a discussion with myself? huh? bitch?
my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference
DOLLY PARTON in NINE TO FIVE (1980) dir. Colin Higgins
going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
oldest daughter (exhausted)
Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time
stunning
blown away by his own power
me: :(
ABBA: chiquitita you and i cry, but the sun is still in the sky and shining above you! let me hear you sing once more, like you did before, sing a new song chiquitita <333
me: :)
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That 70s Show (1998-2006)
head not empty, head full of countless scenarios that will never happen
not a red flag but dated a guy who would start singing hamilton songs when he leaned into kiss me (ive never listened to hamilton, i dont really want to) and he broke up with me by giving me a card thst was just lyrics to the song burn.
honey you are a victim
self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me
defending britney online isn't enough i need a gun to kill those mfs
ED AND LORRAINE WARREN ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I CARED ABOUT IN THE CONJURING 3! THEY JUST REALLY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER! SHE CARRIED HIS MEDICATION IN HER LOCKET BECAUSE HE KEPT LEAVING HIS MEDS AT HOME AND HE GOT HER A GAZEBO LIKE THE ONE FROM THEIR FIRST DATE!
happy fathers day to my favourite dilf
Ok > arguing with anybody
