— Mindy Kaling. (via sublimequotesilove)

Random Slytherin Thoughts pt. 2

• How many plants is too many?

• Oh! I’ll learn to speak French!

• I’d actually rather die then learn a single new word in French.

• Can I speak French? About 3 words, so I’m gonna say yes.

• Wow, I cant believe that worked.

• I feel more fucked up than America

• Yo, like full offense but if you touch me one more time I will make sure you never see the light of day again.

• I hate this.

• NICE TRY, BITCH

• Okay no, that’s not what I meant

• fuck you fuck you fuck you

• Please for the love of Merlin, stop talking.

• FITE ME YA HOEBAG

• heh… fergalicious

• I regret saying that out loud

• I swear I will murder you and everyone you love if you touch my tatertots

• Do you think if I stare at them long enough, they’ll go away?

• Watch me.

• I think the dopamine receptors in my brain are finally working

• I don’t like this

• Yes Karen, I know what chicken nuggets are made out of and I’m still gonna eat them

• This person has ambition, I must protect them with my life.

• ಠ ‸ ಠ

Kylo : I am Kylo Ren. I am immune to love. I am immune to the light.

Rey : *appears*

Kylo: Well, shit

Yesterday we had such an AMAZING shooting! This picture was made by wonderful @sobercrystal ♥ I love them so much *-*

More Moist von Lipwig <3 I really love this character and cosplay SO MUCH! Omg

Photographer - @sobercrystal

Today we had an awesome day shooting Moist von Lipwig and Adora Belle Dearheart! :D Thx to @sobercrystal for taking pictures :)

Moist von Lipwig - @sternenhirte

Thomas Hamilton and James McGraw 

Picture by sobercrystal edited by FreddyTPhotography

#First Set

Looking at my life like

(Tumblr Gets Deep, Pt. 2)

all except the 3rd last

New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

I’ve seen quite a few people making resource masterposts so I decided to make my own so I can share all these wonderful websites/masterposts with you guys and maybe make your year a little bit more awesome! Also credit goes to these lovely people for inspiring this post: abercrombier bangarz theworldwillbewatching and im5-official! Xx

MOVIES

FOOD

SCHOOL/STUDYING

CONVERTERS

SAD/ANXIOUS/STRESSED?

LEARN A FICTIONAL LANGUAGE

SOUNDS

TUMBLR

MAKEUP

OTHER

"And what do we say to death?" "Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, creepy and science I usually post, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

This is part 2 of my little comic Hearts for Sale. Read Part 1/ Part 3 A printed version will be available soon. (See here for more information) I really hope you like this part as well orz