Slowly drifting into insanity

the future is now

happy bday naruto

Happy birthday naruto

happy birthday naruto

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

the sexual tension between me and the refresh button on the election map 

Nothing is funnier to me than all of Donald’s immediate neighbors unanimously going “you’re fucking intolerable, goodbye”

I know it’s only been like two days but this really is the mood. 😩

This is so fucking funny

Don’t forget

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

no she’s just an introvert

Conservative: “I’m reading a book about the overlaps of liberalism and fascism.”

What that means: “I’m reading a book that equates basic respect for historically-oppressed minorities and a Keynesian welfare state with fascism and nazism.”

Leftist: “I’m reading a book about the overlaps of liberalism and fascism.”

What that means: “I’m reading a book that details how fascism has historically been rooted in attempts to preserve and revitalize capitalist/western dominance, how industrialists tend to support fascism because it subdues workers’ movements, how there’s little distinction between the hierarchical ideologies of social darwinist laissez faire and fascism and eugenics, and how liberalism will sooner abandon democracy than abandon capitalism.”

gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays 

gentiles will be like “are you going to fly across the country to be with your family for Hanukkah? also do you really need time off for Yom Kippur” 

Not to make you my teacher but if you dont mind what are the most significant Jewish holidays/what they mean

Ive tried to google it but i usually only find christian bullshit

If you dont wanna thats all good to

hey! it’s admirable to want to know more. i’d recommend checking out JewFAQ’s Gentile’s Guide to the Holidays as sort of a short entry point. if you want more information on any of the specific holidays mentioned, you can check out the individual articles for those holidays under the “times” tab 😊

Hey this link was incredibly helpful! Thank you! 😊 *signal boosts*

This is awesome. Thank you for the education.

it's too noisy on here. everyone get out your books we're doing some silent independent reading.

#an icon

 i love so much about this scene  i love that rhodey was just sitting there the whole time  like he could have called attention to his presence when they started arguing  but he was like nope 🍿👀    i love that tony & pepper felt the need to explain they were no longer co-workers   like rhodey was really gonna immediately call HR and report misconduct  i hope he continued to give them crap about it for years after   like one night morgan’s like ‘tell me a bed time story uncle rhodey’ and he’s like ‘oh i got a story’  and he acts it out with the stuffed animals morgan got from sea world  this. we should’ve had this. morgan & uncle rhodey  f’n russos  (via @tony-loaf )

“Why didn’t Daddy just give Momma the grape though, Uncle Rhodey?”                                                                                                                                            

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

very good content

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

Ah, some gold!

Omfg, a goldmine

@estheticallypleased

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

Here are some more, as well as a few good reaction images.

Is this how it feels to understand hieroglyphics

a generation’s language

hey reblog/reply with how old u were when u discovered fanfic, what year it was, and what site

*puts in earrings with malicious intent*