when you see your fav character and you just

#relationshipgoals

tag urself im :(

im XD

WHAT IF:

What if Salazar had really bad balance and kept falling or tripping over:   Salazar:     (Picks up poster) Jack Sparrow. Do you know                         this pirate?  Henry:       Only by name (Salazar trips over nothing, Lesaro facepalms)   Henry:       -Oh! Um … Are you ok?  Salazar:     (Now lying on his back on the ground,                           acting casual as though tripping over is                                     normal for him)Yes, I’ll just continue                           questioning you from down here  Henry:       Um … ok    Salazar:      You’re looking for him? ( Henry continues gawking a him)   Salazar:       Is that a yes?  Henry:         Y-yes. ————————————————– 

 Jack:                Can I please have a drink … please?  Bartender:      Where’s your silver?  Jack:                Silver? How about a trade? Give me the                             bottle (Slams the compass down)     Lesaro:            Capitan, what’s happening?!  Salazar:           Jack Sparrow … Jack Sparrow has given                                     away the compass! (Rocks crumble, sunshine appears)   Salazar:            Daylight!- (Trips over, Lesaro curses under                                his breath)   Salazar:          (Lying on the ground, acting casual) It’s                                    time to hunt a pirate  —————————————————————  Lesaro:            Capitan, a ship sails toward us (Salazar causes the Silent Mary to rear up over the QAR )  Barbossa:         CAPTAIN SALAZAR, I HEAR YE BE                                  LOOKIN’ FOR JACK SPARROW?!  (Salazar stops, then suddenly his crew start jumping down onto the Queen Anne’s Revenge, and finally, Salazar jumps down, but then as he is walking up to Barbossa, he trips over. Barbossa does not know how to react - Lesaro, however, is not amused)   Barbossa:         (Trying to ignore the fact that Salazar is                                    now lying on the deck of the ship in a                                         twisted position) My name’s Captain                                    Barbossa, I stand before you with                                                       cordial intent  Salazar:             (Totally not phased about the fact he is                                  unable to get back up) Eeh, cordial                                  intent

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I watched it four times shhhh im ok

lin-manuel miranda’s main released projects so far (as in april,2017).

HOW JUST HOW OHMYGOD

The Force Awakens? How I Met Your Mother? The Odd Life of Timothy Green?

Somehow I knew about none of these?

HE WAS IN ALL OF THESE????

After 3 months of glitchy websites and deliberation, the Percy Jackson Greek Godly Parent Quiz is finally complete. 33 questions long, and inspired by Pottermore and Golden Compass quizzes, take the quiz to find out which is your Greek godly parent/patron. The results include the 12 Olympians and Hades, and shouldn’t take you more than 10 minutes.

I can edit the quiz anytime I like, so please spread the word and I am open to any feedback and comments at any time. You can leave them in the tags or send a message to me directly! 

Quiz Link : You can take the quiz here, and you can find the link on my sidebar as well.

Alternate Link: If the above doesn’t work, I’ve embedded the quiz onto my blog over here.

Guys, this is it. This is the time for you to pass this test and to know who you really are. This is the day when all those “Do you like death? Or achitecture? Or fashion?” quizes can be left alone in the past. This is the day for THE quiz. 

can every mutual i have do this so i can start judging you by this instead of the zodiac

guys guys guys do this

my brain: I have an idea

my art skills: no you fucking don’t

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

FUCK YOU ENGLAND

THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUGAR DADDY FRANCE

sugar daddy france 

Reblog if you love sea dogs

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

big slappy returns

me me big slappy

The world is a beautiful place.

x

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this

My Whole Life Has Been Lies.

OMFG

WUT

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