The Visit
Pairing: Neron “Creeper” Vargas x me! ( ok- female- but he’s mine.)
Summary: lost in bumfuck
Warnings: sarcasm, Creeper being just Creeper ♥️
Author’s Note: this is a somewhat true story. Unfortunately, without the added bonus of Creeper ☹️ I got lost in bumfuck while headed to a patient visit. I fully expected to die. 😢
Dedicated to @withmyteeth & @lexondeck for thinking there was a story in that adventure.
Tagging: @newyorkrican922 @yosoynicolexo @fangirl-life
Reading your tone, Creeper glanced at you and moved his gun farther away from you.
“Why won’t you let me borrow your gun,” you questioned?
Apparently, the love of your life didn’t see any reason to answer as he just gripped the steering wheel tighter.
“Fuck,” you screamed as you pushed the button to roll down the window. Suddenly, Creeper’s hand reached out grabbing your phone right before you could toss it out of the window.
“Give that back,” you screeched as Creeper slammed on the brakes and braced you with his arm.
Looking out the windshield, you completely expected to see Leatherface or some other serial killer. It would totally fit in with this absolutely fucked up night.
Instead, you saw a deer. No, make that two deer, or was it deers? You rubbed your face as you realized y’all had almost hit a deer and you were contemplating the plural of deer! And that damned voice was still repeating “proceed to the route” in the smuggest way possible.
Watching Creeper turn to face you, cupping your face with his hand, and obviously examining for invisible injuries, you thought back on how this terribly fucked night had unfolded.
You blamed Covid. If it wasn’t for Covid, you would still be working at the bedside in the hospital. But no, Covid came along and destroyed your sanity which resulted in your resignation. Since you needed to work and nursing was all you knew, you found a job as an outpatient hospice nurse.
You were excited about it as you told Creeper your plans but of course, he wasn’t completely on board. Although you shouldn’t have been surprised, he worried far too much about you. He insisted that if you were planning to work any night shifts, he would accompany you. He’d stay outside but he would be there. He left no room for any arguments and you tried. Multiple times. Each time, he would say “nonnegotiable” and walk away or distract you from the argument. And he was too damn good at that.
Therefore, the two of you came to be on this godforsaken gravel road that didn’t even have gravel anymore, in the dark trying to find a patient’s house without cell service when everything looked the fucking same.
Trees lined the sides of the road with occasional openings that could have been either other roads or driveways. Who knew? It all looked the fucking same.
With cell service out, there was a dot for the destination and a dot for your vehicle but you didn’t trust that dot to be accurate. It really felt like y’all had been driving in circles but shouldn’t the distance between the dots, at some point, have changed? And that smug voice was still saying “proceed to the route”.
You quickly wondered what sexual favors would get your hands on Creeper’s gun. And he moved the gun even farther away. Was that man reading your mind?
“Are you reading my mind,” you questioned?
With a laugh, Creeper placed the car back in gear and y’all started back on your hopeless journey.
“Babygirl, you’re not distracting me to get my gun and shoot your fucking phone.”
“How about if I shoot you?” you mumbled to Creeper’s delight.
He held your hand placing a kiss on the back of your hand. “You couldn’t go through with it. You love me and my dick too much,” he smirked to which you just rolled your eyes.
Although, you were seriously considering asking him to turn off on one of the side roads or driveways or whatever the hell they were when suddenly your phone’s message changed.
“You have arrived at your destination.”
Creeper turned into the dirt entrance.
“Someone has been driving on here but is this even a roadway,” you thought out loud as Creeper swerved around large holes.
But sure enough, once y’all cleared the trees, there were the expected 2 trailers to your left and the second one appeared to be your destination.
As soon as Creeper placed the car in park, you grinned at him and sarcastically exclaimed, “my hero” grasping your hands together and sighing. Laughing, he pulled you close peppering your face with kisses.