You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

What i say to myself in the mirror each morning

what does it feel like 2 be like………………….., calm

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

fuck you, OP

This post took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life

Nature 1 - 0 Humans

Smashion Fashion - Super Smash Bros fanart by Oscar Vega

Since everyone is reposting it, might as well just post it myself here. This was a commission, believe it or not, someone paid me to draw this.

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me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*

my character: 

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coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

not good

Tag yourself, classic Vocaloid songs edition!