Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

for adults, good kids and convenient kids are the same thing

shout out to the comic that breached containment because the aging population of tumblr relate hard about being A Good Kid

today's bird is this green heron inspecting a bug

Hes inspecting that bug real well

they should invent a type of kiss that is on my lips right now

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

well theres a lot of social stigma tbh

that is so true..thank god there’s no social stigma pressuring girls to wear makeup..that would be crazy

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

🐑 Prey at the Altar 🐑

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This looks like the beautiful work of Troy Shoneman, amazing artist and photographer

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

Pants sure is pantsing today

How to be a famous writer who can live off their writing and donate the rest to charity but also is not perceived ever

ok but the concept of a rivalry is just so funny. it’s like “i’m literally obsessed with you. you’re the only motherfucker on the planet worth my undivided time and attention. i spend hours planning in detail exactly what i’m going to say and do the next time that we meet. but, like, i fucking hate you.”

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

"Maybe it’s because our political discourse swings between deranged and abhorrent on a daily basis and we would like to combat our feelings of powerlessness by insisting on moral simplicity in the stories we tell and receive. Or maybe it’s because many of the transgressions that flew under the radar in previous generations — acts of misogyny, racism and homophobia; abuses of power both macro and micro — are now being called out directly. We’re so intoxicated by openly naming these ills that we have begun operating under the misconception that to acknowledge each other’s complexity, in our communities as well as in our art, is to condone each other’s cruelties."