There’s something I find very interesting about this moment during the CIWYW scene in Miss Americana, which we are supposed to infer that Joe filmed everything (lol).

Notice the iPhone she’s holding? There are only two iPhones that have that line across the top. The 6 and the 6s.

So my big question is who took the video in Miss Americana? If it was Joe, then she was cheating on Tom. If the video in Miss Americana was taken before the Met Gala/bleachella, then Joe must have a time machine…

Unless… someone else entirely took the video?! 🤔😏

It's gonna work out. It's gonna work out. It's gonna work out.

im gonna build a decoy sephora and whenever someone walks in all the doors and windows lock and they have to listen to my hour long crash course on spotting fraudulent “skincare”

ok heres a SNEAK PREVIEW of my crash course consisting of the most common kinds of bullshit i see people falling for

-gold and pearl do NOTHING for your skin. they just sit on top being useless and at most provide some cosmetic shimmer. a product with gold/pearl has a higher price for no reason. not only that but companies Know these ingredients are useless so if a company is purposefully misleading the public with bogus advertising that means that everything else about their product should also be regarded with suspicion

-dont take the marketing teams word for what an ingredient does!! example: ive seen companies add extracts from “desert plants” to moisturizers and claim that since desert plants dont dry out, theyll keep ur skin from drying out too. this doesnt make any sense if u think about it for more than 10 seconds, but it sure makes for a pretty ad!

-topical collagen is useless! collagen isnt absorbed through the skin, its an enormous molecule, it just sits on ur face doing nothing. like gold and pearl, its a useless ingredient that serves only to hike prices up

-beware of vague promises! if something says it will “rejuvenate” or “revitalize” or “wake up” your skin its bullshit. those words dont mean anything! some decent products may use those words in marketing, but if a product exclusively uses vague terms, or provides “data” like “80% of women saw more invigorated skin” thats a warning sign for bullshittery

-check the ingredients list. a product may prominently advertise that it includes [CURRENT FAD INGREDIENT] but where is the ingredient? once you get near the end of the ingredients list, the quantities of those components are so miniscule that the feature ingredient probably wont provide any benefits at all

-get some ph strips and test ur products. average healthy skin ph is around 4-5 (slightly acidic) and maintaining that ph is important for everything from protection against infection to maintaining moisture. most of ur products should be neutral (7) or slightly acidic. chemical exfoliants might have ph as low as 3. chemical exfoliants have different optimal phs so do some research on yours.

-for the love of god PLEASE dont use scratchy physical exfoliators !!!!! if you want physical exfoliation use something gentle like a konjac sponge. i also had a scrub that used rounded grains of rice as the exfoliating element and that worked well. dont scrub your face super hard and try not to exfoliate every day. be nice to your skin please !!!

thats all for now stop by your local strange, slightly unnerving, brand-new sephora for more info

To plant a trillion trees to save the planet at one per second would take nearly 32,000 years, BUT if a fifth of the human species planted 33 a day each, it would take just one month and we’d all be real ACTUAL superheroes. In less time than it takes to get a six pack.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

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Hell yeah

Please.

Do a face mask and move tf on

concept: it’s mid-morning, and you find me in the kitchen making pancakes. as soon as they’re done, you turn me to face you and we dance around in our pajamas.

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

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he’s sweet like honey. golden and pure. his deep brown eyes glow like a dream by firelight and i’m drinking in the love i see.

stray cats that walk up to you asking for pets and skritches are far more caring an thoughtful than random strangers

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..