…. Can someone explain Q’s game plan bc I’m a lil high and dude is fucking confusing

I am Sisyphus and survivor is my boulder

I love how much Charlie’s beard is growing I hope he makes it to the finals and has a full lumberjack beard

How do I properly explain to non-Survivor fans how fucking iconic it was that we had 3 lawyers on this season (2 of whom lied about it) and when secret lawyer 1 was voted out she told secret lawyer number 2 that she "should go to law school" AND THEN when that lawyer went out the third lawyer (who was open about it) tells secret lawyer 2 that she "should really become a lawyer" ??!

BUDDY DADDIES WALLPAPERS

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

legit as someone who works in tech i cannot IMAGINE being one of the tech volunteers for ao3 and combatting this ddos attack FOR FREE. ALL. DAY. LONG. definitely donating to ao3 this year when this is all over and the site is back up and running.

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

crazy women on survivor i love you crazy women on survivor you mean everything to me

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

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Worst types of country songs:

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Also best:  I slowly stole an entire vehicle one piece at a time because why the fuck not

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.

INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.

CONTAINS: PEANUTS.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.