the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

#me as a celebrity 

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

REAL Donald Trump not fake (all real)

I’ve looked at the clock many times in my life. But have I seen every time possible.

@kingduck303

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Use your inside hands!”

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

When you’re watching ZOOTOPIA and start to wonder what kind of animal you’d be...

full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours